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Searchbar shit should of been done (passing drug test)

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beezey
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Hey guys, I have a drug test next week for a job I can get if I pass. This drug test even has a tempature reading, I failed last time. I used someone else's urine but it wasn't warm enough, then I had to try again myself wasn't warm enough(odd). I just want to know if anyone has used any kind of detoxer or anything like that. Please help meh
Mar 12 2011 1:45PM
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ryantheconnolly
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but girls dont poop...
Mar 13 2011 7:14PM
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Jnossiff
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+k
Mar 13 2011 7:28PM
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californiagrown
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whats the job for?
Mar 13 2011 7:30PM
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Balto
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most logical solution I would say...
Mar 13 2011 7:34PM
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skithesprings
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essentially yes. if you don't have vitamin C pills lots of OJ will do the trick, however, niacin really won't help much. there has been a lot of testing done on how to fool drug tests and the most reliable method is to simply take 4 aspirin 2 hours prior to the test.

how sick does aspirin make you? if it only makes you mildly uncomfortable i would still highly suggest it, but if you are severely allergic to it then you're shit out of luck.
Mar 13 2011 7:47PM
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beezey
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got offered the job then two days later they wanted me to work
Mar 13 2011 7:56PM
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TOK
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what's the job?
Mar 13 2011 8:14PM
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swd
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try and get ahold of cranberry pills way better than drinking all the cranberry juice
Mar 13 2011 10:40PM
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JayDope
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drink distilled water
Mar 13 2011 10:56PM
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.seb.
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THIS
Mar 13 2011 11:00PM
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ImNotARacist
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Just tie a condom full of clean piss to your leg 10 minutes before your test and wear sweats. Your body temperature should keep it warm. My buddy did it and it worked like a charm.


on a side note, I made a thread just like this and 90% of the responses were ignorant bullshit or trolling. I wish I had a pink name.
Mar 14 2011 12:21AM
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ImNotARacist
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Just have someone pee in a condom and tape it to your leg. Your body temperature should keep it warm as long as it not older than say 20 minutes


Mar 14 2011 12:25AM
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henrytargett
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Genius.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Genius.
Mar 14 2011 12:42AM
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Fluttershy
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if its in a week then stop doing drugs..it only stays in your system for 4 days
Mar 14 2011 12:50AM
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ImNotARacist
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hahahahahahahhahahah
Mar 14 2011 1:14AM
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beezey
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Condoms would alter the ph levels i would think. and the piss and myself would smell like a condom. The lady is going to watch me like a hawk. i would not be able to do tht
Mar 14 2011 10:29AM
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84891jnf92048
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why do so many people have to take drug tests?
Mar 14 2011 11:08AM
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eheath
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Kinda sad how inconvenient not smoking weed can be to one person.
Mar 14 2011 11:14AM
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californiagrown
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real jobs...
Mar 14 2011 11:15AM
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beezey
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im actually fine without smoking weed. I enjoy it, but in no means do I need it. I just quit cigs i haven't smoked since feb 25th, so its not like this will be difficult. I just want to pass the test and I'm not tempted to smoke weed so just fingers crossed
Mar 14 2011 11:18AM
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Dan-Man
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niacin and exercise. works every time.
Mar 14 2011 11:20AM
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eheath
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I guess i didn't mean you personally, this is just one of many different drug test threads and half the time kids know they're gonna have it but its too inconvenient to quit smoking weed.
Mar 14 2011 11:45AM
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ImNotARacist
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THE LONG DICK OF THE LAW
Mar 14 2011 11:47AM
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beezey
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i think that taking a drug test to get a job is stupid, I feel I can do what I want on my own time. If they are concerned I will be high or was while on the clock then that gives them a reason. The mountain I'm going to work for has I feel undergone some ethic issues. And then there is the whole weed should be legal thing in the first place.
Mar 14 2011 11:48AM
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eheath
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To an employer, Weed = Lazy, unproductive, stupid, slow, etc. I know plenty of kids who smoke weed and can be completely competent and able to do a job but i also know a small number of kids who smoke weed and are worthless.
Mar 14 2011 11:56AM
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katalina
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the newer drug tests test for niacin... but i don't know if yours will or not?
redbull has niacin in it though and i have passed by just drinking a shit ton of redbull... granted i probably didn't have quite as much in my system as you do... the niacin from the redbull didn't show up on my test because it's weaker but just enough to help you pass.

also if you drink sure gel the night and morning before your test you should pass. its the stuff used to make jelly or whatever and you mix it with water and it thickens in your stomach creating a thick coating so your body can't absorb any of the toxins in your system when you piss. it sucks but it works.
Mar 14 2011 12:02PM
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RubberSoul
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i dont know how often people give you a 3 or 4 week heads up for a drug test...? so in very few cases is it a matter of not smoking for a while, it's a matter of clearing out what's already in your body in the (small) amount of time allowed. but youre probably just too busy finding stuff to hate on to think about that eh?

Mar 14 2011 12:03PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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try drinking that, it will help clean your system.
Mar 14 2011 12:04PM
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eheath
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There is no way you drank enough redbull for the niacin content of a redbull to do anything, a redbull has about 21mg of niacin, you need to take at least a 400mg dose of niacin for it to have any effect. You'd have to chug 20 redbulls within like 30 mins for the equivalent.
Mar 14 2011 12:07PM
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bakedpow
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IS that a challenge?
Mar 14 2011 12:11PM
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katalina
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i guess i should have been more clear.... for the past 2 or 3 years ive been consuming about 3 or 4 redbulls every single day, religiously. not to pass drug tests or anything, just cause i fucking love the things. i had a random drug test, had NO time to prepare. i didn't do anything to help me pass. soooo i think the constant intake of a little bit of niacin everyday helped
Mar 14 2011 12:13PM
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eheath
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Wow, not only are you completely wrong, but you're gonna die when you're 30.
Mar 14 2011 12:15PM
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ImNotARacist
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Wine Mixer?
Mar 14 2011 12:15PM
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beezey
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I know what you mean. When i lived alone I'd smoke 2 or 3 bowls a day but never high on the job and always productive with my time. There are people who just smoke weed sit around and don't do shit but just eat and sleep
Mar 14 2011 12:16PM
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beezey
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Niacin is in my diet/hunger supresissor/ suppliments I'm drinking while I fast. And no they don't test for it. Also, You drink that jel stuff a few days before, it actually helps detox you, it is not a stomach coater, as I said in a previous post it makes you shit your brains out.
Mar 14 2011 12:18PM
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daskis
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Speaking of Redbull and cranberry juice... mix the two. It is really yummy. Drink a lot of water and cranberry juice mixed with Redbull and you will be a happy camper that has to pee all the time.
Mar 14 2011 12:20PM
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beezey
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1# I am fasting and do not need all of that suger
2# sure redbull is tasty but it isn't very good for you
3# cranberry juice is already delicious and I already now have the bladder of a 4 year old(que pedobear)

but on the day before and the day of the test I was told to drink a redbull but I feel It would make me use more energy thus using up stored energy, thus expelling the thc in my fat cells.

My plan, eat nothin for a while, then the day before the test eat a ton, take advil and lots of oj
Mar 14 2011 12:24PM
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katalina
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yezzzir
Mar 14 2011 12:27PM
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bakedpow
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Good luck. Let us know how it goes...
Mar 14 2011 12:32PM
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beezey
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I shall post results when i do the test but, ns beware I'm not eating food until the 16th, I will leave angry posts everywhere
Mar 14 2011 12:41PM
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eheath
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Blah blah blah eheath is fat but damn I cant imagine doing that, hunger is a shitty feeling. You girls and your fasts, i dont get it.
Mar 14 2011 12:46PM
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vailsux.com
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Take aspirin.
Mar 14 2011 1:05PM
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eljusto.
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My friend passed by drinking tons of water and exercising.
Mar 14 2011 1:11PM
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beezey
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Do people ever read threads anymore or they just want to get another post in for their count.
Your post literally does nothing for me. How many days was your friend clean? How much did he exercise, what did he eat.

You loose.
Mar 14 2011 1:14PM
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ImNotARacist
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Amen.
Mar 14 2011 1:14PM
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TonKwon
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Exercise and drink cranberry juice, also a lot of water will flush your system. I worked out and did these steps and in a week i was able to pass a drug test after smoking for months on end. They also make flush kits but you have to take them at the right time for them to work and its kind of a risky process. Good luck!
Mar 14 2011 1:22PM
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Zimmerman
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Did his post hurt you at all? Are you really going to go insult someone on the internet for not reading a thread and innocently trying to help? bitch...
Mar 14 2011 5:36PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Smoke crack, they then won't even notice the THC in your system.

Profit???
Mar 14 2011 6:01PM
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californiagrown
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how would you know? you set yourself up for that one


But if you are applying for jobs, why wouldnt you assume that you have to pass a drug test? most jobs that carry any sort of responsibility drug test their employees. So why wouldnt you just make the mature, smart decision to stop smoking until you land a job that you have been hunting for?

Mar 14 2011 7:32PM
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Mar 15 2011 1:52PM
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