Im on my ipod so disregard bad grammar, lack of paragraph separation-ness, so forth. So this crazy dream. I'm stuck in my bedroom and the phone keeps ringing. I answer on this old alexander graham bell style phone and every time was a group of children on the other end saying in unison "PLEASE MEET RUTH" like they were intruducing me to someone named ruth. then hang up. then there was a knock on my bedroom door. I would go out and see this motherfucking creepy ass slendermanish type guy with flowing blonde hair and big buck teeth wearing red an white striped clothing from head to toe. Hes peeking around the corner and then runs away. I chase him out but he always dissappeared. I go down to the kitchen and see these kids with the phone who were calling me. They are all wearing WNBA jerseys and they say "Look out for HARRY BARRY" Harry barry is the creepy waldo guy. not "hairy" but "harry". I dont know how i know that. then he stabs me with a pitchfork and the dream starts over.
But this dream has happened a couple times including last night. I finally caught Harry and turns out he was this total babe from my school and its all a ploy to see if im good enough to date her friend. weird, yes. So I get up and walk into the hall. (awake now) and immediately pass out in the hallway, bang the wall with my head. Ive never fainted or anything before. It was the craziest thing. BUT THE INSANE CRAZY MIND FUCK PART!!!!!! I go to school and am talking to the hot chicks friend while we sit beside each other on the computer. She logs into the computer with a username initials-numbers. ex. jmc6857. hers says "CRS1234" or something. HER MIDDLE NAME IS FUCKING RUTH. i dont even know what to think. anyways. thank you for your time.
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one time in my dream my kitchen was FILLED with lizards, there were just lizards running around all over the place, and i remember seeing some in the microwave and i was so excited
a giraffe walks into a bar and destroys the door frame, ceiling, and most of the interior due to his size. the bartender calls animal control who tranquilizes the giraffe and returns him to the local zoo where he remains, watching children laugh at him while he poops
i usually dont believe in this kind of dream to real life connection, but that is pretty ridiculous.
I would say the latent content of the dream (AP Psych ftw) is basically saying that the intimidating (b/c of the slenderman appearance) hot girl is trying to see if you are date-able for her friend, like you said (looking around the corner).
Some people may already see a connection between you and Ruth (hence the kids on the phone wanting you to meet her), but what nobody realizes is that the hot girl wanted you all along, and stabs you in the back b/c you are with Ruth (the pitchfork).
but that could all just be some BS.
either way, get on that.
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do you like said girl a bit or a lot? dreams come from the subconscious you probably heard that he middle name was ruth some where forgot but your unconscious mind remembered hence the kids yelling ruth.
the rest probably due to your fear to ask this female on a courtship dinner preferably ending in some hanky-panky in the back of your or her car.
ask her out
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