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The rage of a free skier

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cultrara
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here is a template lets see what you got ns

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Mar 8 2011 5:14PM
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plaire
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this thread
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Apr 29 2012 3:38PM
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-emile-
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moar
Apr 29 2012 4:13PM
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-emile-
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His face says I farted
Apr 29 2012 4:14PM
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CliffyByro
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nah his face says

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Apr 29 2012 8:13PM
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.ZT.
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LOL
Apr 29 2012 8:35PM
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BChaps1209
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am i the only one who makes these on my graphing calculator every day?
Apr 29 2012 8:55PM
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roddy116
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do you have like a ti inspire or something?
Apr 29 2012 9:04PM
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*laughterbang*
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LOL
Apr 29 2012 9:06PM
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Forest.
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best attempt :D
Apr 30 2012 12:03AM
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C.L
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hahahaha so fucking true
Apr 30 2012 1:34AM
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whoa-dere
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how
Apr 30 2012 4:24PM
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LoneRanger
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absolutely a huge issue
Apr 30 2012 6:57PM
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roddy116
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:(
Apr 30 2012 6:58PM
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LoneRanger
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Apr 30 2012 7:03PM
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cultrara
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Especially when you are tired, taking one more lap, the sun is behind the mountain and you aren't really paying attention on a straightaway...     bam
Apr 30 2012 7:07PM
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Parks.
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Haha yup.
Apr 30 2012 8:50PM
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rareison
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happened to me today, it was super cloudy/foggy/snowing and you couldn't see shit, and I had my dark grey lens in. I was flying down this run, and there was probably a 7ft dropoff, and I couldn't see it and went flying off it going mach chicken, and when I landed idk what happened but I double ejected and slammed my face fucking hard, cracked my lens in half and bruised my nose, also messed up my thumb. Shit sucked.
Apr 30 2012 8:56PM
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cultrara
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hahaha love this
Apr 30 2012 9:17PM
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Zimmerman
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just lol'd so hard in my school library
May 1 2012 3:14PM
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paradaiz
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happened to me..
May 2 2012 3:50PM
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tdollo
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May 2 2012 4:50PM
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NPF
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threads
May 2 2012 5:05PM
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BigBadWolf
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haha same here..
May 2 2012 5:24PM
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tdollo
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thats the scariest thing about a backflip... not having enough speed
May 4 2012 9:11PM
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Suusataja
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May 10 2012 7:51PM
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CliffyByro
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every damn time haha
May 11 2012 5:16PM
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S.Ki
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Im not a pro but maybe its your skis that are to wide
May 11 2012 5:26PM
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trashmasterT
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i feel that this is a personal story
May 12 2012 12:20PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Not overly so, I've done the following before COC, which prevented me from going:
Torn MCL
Broken Elbow
Torn ACL, MCL, and ligament

Fun times.
May 12 2012 5:15PM
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EmperorKuzco
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all different times or just this year?
May 12 2012 5:25PM
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*TURBONERD*
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First two were three years ago, ACL/MCL/meniscus this year. I've been set to go four times, then that and a summer program got in the way and I've gone once. #richwhiteboyfreeskierproblems
May 12 2012 5:31PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Poor robert
May 12 2012 5:45PM
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*TURBONERD*
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*Well-off but unlucky Robert.
May 12 2012 7:07PM
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2_fadez
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hahahah
May 12 2012 7:53PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Well-off but unlucky Devin will not be going to hood or whistler. So that makes two of us. Except you are on crutches...
May 12 2012 8:53PM
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JCTheut
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Such a sick thread!
May 12 2012 9:18PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Bitch please, I was off crutches four days after surgery. I'm on the stationary bike starting tomorrow. Go next year with me.
May 13 2012 2:54AM
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EmperorKuzco
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Hell yeah.
May 13 2012 12:35PM
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cultrara
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I wasn't able to re-size this so just click on it

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May 13 2012 1:24PM
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DannyHall
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May 13 2012 6:11PM
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I.Am.Lorde.
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thats never fun, to bad my mountain has an unlimited supply at the rental shop so thats never too much of a problem. unless you get caught
May 13 2012 10:07PM
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rozboon
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Call me a grouch or whatever but people who steal rental poles get me down. They might only cost the mountain $10 but that's $10 less diesel in the groomer that makes your park look nice the next day, or $10 less avalanche control that opens the best runs on a pow day, or $10 less for the chill guys who keep the lifts turning. It mightn't seem like much but when half the park-rats on the mountain are helping themselves it adds up. Next time go pay $2 at a thrift store or a swap meet.
May 14 2012 1:26AM
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*TURBONERD*
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I don't know about you, but I'm legally able to drink in Canada next year...
May 14 2012 6:47AM
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EmperorKuzco
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If it's 18 count me in.
May 14 2012 7:03AM
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*TURBONERD*
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19 in BC. I'll hook you up.
May 14 2012 7:23AM
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Bread_Fish
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YESSS
May 14 2012 8:18PM
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plaire
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just got a new jacket, good thing its summer
Jul 18 2012 11:22PM
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Blake.P
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loosely enforced. i got carded multiple times, even after i was beligeretly drunk, when i was 18 and was always able to buy
Jul 19 2012 1:44AM
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.Ian.
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I hate when I'm skiing along and smash into a blue square, then I start tumbling into a pink triangle and go all the way down to the green circle. Hurts like hell.
Jul 19 2012 9:26AM
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cultrara
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wut
Jul 19 2012 1:14PM
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