>Started couple years ago
>neighbor cat has kittens
>offers me one
>go over and chose kitten
>all of them are playing except the runt
>runt stares at me
>make instant connection
>he and I become best buddies
>fast forward to today
>backing in driveway
>all of a sudden hear a crunch and moaning
>just ran over kittys leg
>scoop him up and put him in car
>fly to vets
>100 in a 50
>not giving a fuck
>get to vets
>doctor you gotta save him hes my best friend
>ill see what i can do
>doc walks out with sad look on his face
>must see him one more time
>burst past him into OR
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
not reading that, fuck telling a story like this is 4chan
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Look back at the Egyptian pyramids and tell me a giant unicorn didn't come from Mars and build them by using a mixture of its own shit and cum for bricks, and then telepathically put the bricks into place
JAMIE leik you r so kewl, you make the funniest threads and each on is awesome, can i suck your dick like 4 trillion times, it would make all other newschoolers sooooooooooo jealous that i got to and they didnt
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Rock Candy Mountains
Same exact thing happened to me once when I tried to put two gallon containers of milk into the fridge at the same time. Projectile vomit everywhere the minute I lifted them off the counter...- El.Gato
"Karma is like a penis, if you dont use it it'll fall off."-soulskier
I welled up at first.
Choked on cereal.
Fell on the floor.
Everybody walked the dinosaur.
It's all in the hips.
This looks like the end for young Happy Gilmore.
"When a calendar comes to the end of a cycle, it just rolls over into the next cycle. In our Western society, every year 31 December is followed, not by the End of the World, but by 1 January. So 220.127.116.11.0 in the Mayan calendar will be followed by 0.0.0.0.1 - or good-ol' 22 December 2012, with only a few shopping days left to Christmas." - Excerpt from Dr Karl's "Great Moments in Science".
"Two words would be like pow and fun. fun pow.. FUNPOW" Sean Pettit
ďThis life I am living, what I do everyday, I mean itís unreal, Itís every single day I ski, every single day I Iím out in the mountains with my friends, I love so much, Itís like the righteous day, the fullest day, itís every day man, it is an absolute blessing to be doing what Iím doing and never will I take it for grantedĒ - CRJ
"Bobby did a straight air for his first hit, and then a double cork 10 for his second hit"