for ap english, my teacher assigned us to do a funny essay. anybody have any ideas of what would make an interesting, funny essay? it's such a broad assignment and i can't decide on what to do.
Then after I'm treading water for a long time a clown in scuba gear starts bobbing up to me. It stopped when it was right in front of me, I got really confused so we were staring at each other for a while. Then after some awkward staring the clown took off its scuba mask looked at me for a few more seconds then the clown opens its mouth makes the sound a dolphin makes then sprays a jet of water at my face. Then I woke up and I was like "what the hell just happened"