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Best Pick up lines
what are your best pick lines and the most funny ones?
i always use whats cookin' good lookin'
hello there, that dress/blouse/shirt is very becoming on you, but if i were on you i'd be cumming too.
"Katy Perry has clearly never been to Scandinavia" - nickyp
"so on a scale of 1 to very stolen...how stolen are these invaders?"-debrickshaw
I've got some coke, wanna fuck?
No joke, shit works
Also, I never said you were bi-polar you skinny ass fuck lol. That was abortionator. -arabian
The abortionator. you snowboard so i like you. -Shreddysaurus
god shut up abortionator - hey-dude-its-me
Don't ever fuck with Jwenz's line. ever.
Hey can i fuck your face??
I ski at Spirit Mt.
Did you fart because you just blew me away
did it hurt when you fell from heaven? because i got an erection
ski and destroy
i put the std in stud, all i need is u
I aint scurred
I live a block away from the half-way house for pedos, it's the perfect place to throw bottles & rocks if you're having a rough day. - Klazo
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