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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
what do you do when you are tired and have a boner and have to pee?

Mar 4 2011 1:46AM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
good question.
Mar 4 2011 1:47AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36658 - Karma: 110,379
Fuck it. Just let it go. Make the next user of the bathroom clean it up.
Mar 4 2011 1:47AM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
lay on the toilet and pretend you're flying like superman
Mar 4 2011 1:47AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
i also hate when girls pee on the seats of the toilet

grinds my gears
Mar 4 2011 1:47AM
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rudager
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Mar 4 2011 1:49AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
simply epic
Mar 4 2011 1:52AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
win.
Mar 4 2011 1:52AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,171
hahahaha why have I not thought of this before?
Mar 4 2011 1:52AM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
Fap, then piss
Mar 4 2011 1:52AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36658 - Karma: 110,379
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Mar 4 2011 1:54AM
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Peter.
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Mar 4 2011 2:02AM
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GayWolf420
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Mar 4 2011 2:04AM
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oreopancake.
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Mar 4 2011 2:05AM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5851 - Karma: 4,522
I know how you feel. Gaah so annoying.
Mar 4 2011 2:08AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
i lost
Mar 4 2011 2:21AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
Oh my god, I lost it!


If its a public washroom and somewhat dirty, I'll just let my penis do its own thing.
Mar 4 2011 3:19AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
that's what depends are for my friend
Mar 4 2011 10:38AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
see you're probably joking, but this is very common. and when i say very, i mean every time you go to a bar or the mall and use the bathroom, someone's that fucking stupid.
Mar 4 2011 11:17AM
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URSIDAE.
Posts: 39 - Karma: 10
rub one out.
Mar 4 2011 11:29AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,256
fall asleep
Mar 4 2011 12:49PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
i ALWAYS piss outside to avoid this problem. if its good enough for the bears its good enough for me.
Mar 4 2011 2:05PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
even if you're on the second floor? you just open a window and go?
Mar 4 2011 2:31PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
45degree angle against the wall.
Mar 4 2011 2:32PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,002
this is amazing
Mar 4 2011 2:34PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
no, I always leave the building, just depends which is closer the roof or the ground floor.
Mar 4 2011 4:00PM
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yuck
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Mar 4 2011 4:03PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,314
open your window and have at it
Mar 4 2011 4:04PM
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Dsnov832
Posts: 102 - Karma: 12
Call a girl.. Pee in her butt
Mar 4 2011 4:15PM
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TonKwon
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 54
Roll face. Take meth, coke, crack, ecstacy.. Boof them all of course.
Mar 4 2011 4:21PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
bumping for no reason
Mar 4 2011 11:39PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51257 - Karma: 157,277
Reminds me of the body builder forum guy
Mar 5 2011 2:55AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
tired, boner, have to pee?

i pee, jack off, and go to sleep. kinda goes without sayin?
Mar 5 2011 3:34AM
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buddychaps
Posts: 1817 - Karma: 583
i fucking lost it ahaha
Mar 5 2011 3:54AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
i see what you did there.....the how does /b/ piss with a boner...clever

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if any one finds this as funny as i do it will be a miracle
Mar 5 2011 4:07AM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
use the shower/bath tub
Mar 5 2011 10:51AM
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