"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."
a giraffe walks into a bar and destroys the door frame, ceiling, and most of the interior due to his size. the bartender calls animal control who tranquilizes the giraffe and returns him to the local zoo where he remains, watching children laugh at him while he poops
God, the name is escaping me, but yea there is. Really dominant mogul/freestyle skiier back in the 80's I think. He was in the ending of G.N.A.R. He's asian, and rocks shades. +K to whomever finds his name.