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_Ryan_
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im chilllin in french class listening to music and on the computer with *steeze, my french teacher is retarted and oblivious, she doesnt even know im on the computer -_-'. its jokes cuz i have done this like every day and im not failing. so NS do you have any good stories about stupid teachers etc... post below lol

Mar 2 2011 12:38PM
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hurrdurr
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wow now you are a real badass
Mar 2 2011 12:39PM
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TonKwon
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One time my math teacher told us it was going to be a "fun friday". She then proceeded to tell us we were going to play silent ball, she got up on the desk and tried standing up....she fell off and ate shit on her head. Possibly the funniest thing i've ever endured in school
Mar 2 2011 12:40PM
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FBGM
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this one time i asked my teacher if i could get up to sharpen my pencil. he said no but i did it anyway. i sure showed him....
Mar 2 2011 12:42PM
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dex.
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in seventh grade one of my teachers told the class to look out the window then grabbed one of my friends boobs. fired the next day, lawsuit ensued as well as many lols
Mar 2 2011 12:43PM
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Skittle.
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playing math bingo in math class, goofin off. teacher said stop goofin off, i said bingo. won a dollar from my teacher. still tease him about it
Mar 2 2011 12:45PM
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_Ryan_
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lmfao i just laughed and my french teacher noticed me :/  FFFFUUU
Mar 2 2011 12:46PM
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snowdon
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RETARD. With a D.

You should probably start paying attention in school.
Mar 2 2011 12:46PM
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TechnoPotamus
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this one time I was like Hey teacher I need to go to the bathroom really bad like right now and she was like No chris you have to wait till class is done.

so i said no you don't get it i gotta go, and she told me i couldn't. So I sat there and dropped a massive duke nukem right in my huggies in the middle of class. I sure showed her.
Mar 2 2011 12:47PM
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_Ryan_
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ooohhh i feel stupid.... awkksss.
Mar 2 2011 12:48PM
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FBGM
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OH YEAH THAT TOTALLY REMINDS ME

its basically the same story. when i was in 3rd grade...yeah i was like 8 or 9 we had a sub and we were taking some stupid test that didnt count for anything and i was like I HAVE TO PEE NOW. and she was like uhhh no. and i was like okay.....i have to pee though and she said no so i sat down and i peed in my pants. it was awesome, i got to go home for the rest of the day and my parents took me out for pizza.

Mar 2 2011 12:49PM
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TonKwon
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Hahaha, tell her your not interested in pursuing french and you'd rather be on NS. See what she thinks of that :)
Mar 2 2011 12:50PM
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skithesprings
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Mar 2 2011 12:52PM
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FBGM
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hahahahahahahahaha
Mar 2 2011 12:53PM
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moonofendor
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we created a bingo board of phrases or actions that the teacher would do throughout the class, and played bingo. shit was too fun, but then she caught on, and just put a movie in (which gave someone bingo).

Mar 2 2011 1:03PM
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Downtofilm
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My friend in pre school had to go piss real bad during no time but the door to the bathroom was locked and you have to ask the teacher to open it she said no so he pissed in her boot
Mar 2 2011 1:31PM
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E.C.
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this thread turned into peoples stories about them pissing themselves
Mar 2 2011 1:32PM
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FBGM
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thats funny, im half black
Mar 2 2011 2:52PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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i was teaching a school group at my local hill and one kid asked if he could go to the bathroom, i said yes because i didnt care since it was their last lesson..he proceeded to go up and down the magic carpet. 5 minutes later his pants are dripping with piss and he didnt even give a shit. ahahha
Mar 2 2011 4:16PM
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soulskier
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clearly
Mar 2 2011 4:28PM
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_Ryan_
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i am a 13 year old girl?
Mar 2 2011 4:29PM
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FBGM
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hahaha dedication at its finest
Mar 2 2011 5:23PM
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shocker611
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in high school we had this bitch of an intro to business teacher who wouldnt let this kid go to the bathroom (we are pretty much all seniors at this point) so the kid got up, went to the corner of the room, and pissed all over her stack of books. FUNNIEST thing I have ever seen
Mar 2 2011 6:29PM
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Keith.
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sex change?
Mar 3 2011 3:55PM
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_Ryan_
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lol nahh
Mar 3 2011 4:00PM
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.Apex.
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Ha!
Mar 3 2011 4:06PM
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