It was foretold in ancient NS times, roughly a month ago:
"...and thou shalt see the sides of your screens run red (or magentaish) with the blood of those who suffered because of the mental anquish brought on by your incoherent posts and the repeated inquiries about the availability of large, stretchable clothing. This is a sign of The Endtimes. There is no hope left for the members of this puny site in the event of The Parting Red Screens."
-The Book Of Mikeonomicon; 1:1
IT WAS FORETOLD! BUT YOU WOULD NOT LISTEN! CURSE YOUR SOULS!
It is through unity that separate the blessed from the wicked.
Alas, thou must be wary of thy self - the seed of An Ignorant Newschooler resides within all of us, it does not take much to spark its growth. I promise to those, your end will be quick and painful under the weight of the Golden Full Tilt.
Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
"What's the point in being an outlaw if you've got responsibilities?"
"Keep this in mind kids, poop is your friend, but can also be your worst enemy." -Alpentalik