Having a bad day... brighten it up!

Or maybe not.. but it might... anti jokes
What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
How many jews does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.
So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street.
They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.
What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
What did the homeless man get for christmas?
Nothing.