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StreetsOfRage
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share a story, of how cops either screwed you over, or did somthing that pissed you off.

ill start (fiends story)

so my friend wanted to get laid, so i said lets go, and i got in his trunk because i wanted to sleep, and he could bang her. he drove to her house got her and drove to an empty parking lot. i was sound asleep, and i hear "CHANDLER open the trunk, never mind shit COPS" i think hes just messing with me, close my eyes. cop *radio noises* "we have a car here." *pause* "looks like a couple of juveniles" the cop opens the door, and says "you both know i can see you" at this time im tripping balls and the girl and my friend get out of the car and talk to the cops, they get the information of them call there parents. all this time the cops dont know im in the trunk. my friend the dumb ass he is leaves the condom in the back seat. and the cop questions him, and says "where you going to have sex with her" and my friend says "no i have it to look cool" and at this point the cop gets really pissed and shoves him against the car, and yells at him, then says "whats your parents number" once the cops call my friends parents and his mom says "where is chandler" so now the cops asking my friend where i am, and he says "at home sleeping" and the cop says "if you lie to me 1 more time your going to juvi" and then my friend says "in my trunk" and the cop yells "THERES A KID IN YOUR TRUNK" and opens the trunk, and i act asleep. he yanks me out, and pushes me against the car, and starts searching me. then says "you weren't in there against your will? and i said no. and he asked how i would have gotten out if no one found the car. i said "a lever in the car lets me get out" so he makes me get back into the trunk and pull the lever to show i can get out. then he asked for my parents number tries calling, but no one answered so he leaves a message. so he puts me in the back of the cop car, and then me and my friend are sitting in the back of the cop car laughing our asses off about the situation we are in. then he says i can go home with my friends parents. and my friends mom doesn't want my mom to be freaked because my sister died about a month before this. so i call my mom and say "yea sorry his sisters friend stole my phone got your number and called you as a prank" and my mom bought it. so i got out of it. and i never got caught.
Feb 27 2011 10:13PM
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Anathema
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only run in ive ever had with cops was when they were following me down the street while i was staggering home from the bars. when they stopped to ask what was up i just said that i didn't want any trouble and was just walkin back to my house on campus. at which point they said campus was the other way..... i thanked them, flipped a 180, and continued on my way as they lol'd at me and told me to be safe
Feb 28 2011 12:49AM
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ATLskier
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Feb 28 2011 1:16AM
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Doug.
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Ya i guess it makes sense, especially the driving one. Just seemed kinda weird to me.
Feb 28 2011 2:20AM
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GayWolf420
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I was at the local 7/11, right? And I was trying to steal some shit there. The cashier notices, calls the fuzz, yo and I'm all like "Da fuck you doing that fo?". Luckily I had my gat on my undaneath my 2 layers of tall tees and my jiberish hoodie so I killed that foo. Cops came and they tackled me and they found da bag of weed I had on me. Dem foos arrested me and I was all like "Yall fuckas cant arrest me fo weed! weeds a plant and its totally not harmless like other plants." Fuck the police man. All dey do is cause problems.
Feb 28 2011 2:35AM
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Cufe.
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Inb4 Frodo
Feb 28 2011 2:56AM
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StreetsOfRage
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drunk driver crossed over lanes, going about 70 in a 45 and head on into the car my sister and her friends where in.
Feb 28 2011 1:21PM
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SmokeyTheBear
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Sorry to hear that man
Feb 28 2011 1:34PM
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theline
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wait wait wait
so your friend was planning on fucking his girlfriend,
with you in the trunk.
wtf is wrong with kids these days?
Feb 28 2011 1:41PM
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shocker611
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my friend threw a works bomb underneath a cop car after it stopped at our saran wrap block, we were all drunk, cop caught one of us and that person took him to where we were staying.. needless to say the cop laughed his ass off, kept cracking jokes, and let us all go.. he didnt even take my name and the only person to get in trouble was the one kid who called his mom to tell her what had happened.. I loved the cops in ohio but the cops out here in utah suck
Feb 28 2011 1:52PM
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StreetsOfRage
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thanks.
Feb 28 2011 1:59PM
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StreetsOfRage
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yea that sounds amazing. lucky you. that kids a dumbass for calling his parents. it really depends on the cop. he could either have a small dick, and want to be a cop to feel better about him self. or he is way cool, and remembers when he was a kid and was doing all this stupid shit. and lets you off with a warning.
Feb 28 2011 2:02PM
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shocker611
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haha yeah.. the kid that called his parents was a state track champion and the cop right when he saw him was like "goddamnit I knew it was you, you were running like a fucking deer!"
Feb 28 2011 2:50PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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Feb 28 2011 3:00PM
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StreetsOfRage
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thanks.
Feb 28 2011 9:07PM
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theabortionator
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come and try ta snatch my crops
Mar 1 2011 2:12AM
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Moosen
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Last weekend driving my friends van up skiing got caught doing 70 in a 45! Cop was super chill. He said if he caught me 1/4 mile later it would have been 70 in a 40 so a double the price fine $800 bucks! So i said "doesn't matter anyways, because I can't afford it." He said "I suspected that, you have 10 seconds to plead your case" "sir I will never ever go faster than 20 miles an hour" he goes "okay drive safe"

Fucking legit!!!!!!!
Mar 1 2011 3:00AM
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jib_ski
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i got a ticket for walking across a railroad track......
Mar 1 2011 5:11AM
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Static
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"Shouldn't be hard at all to get out of"

what?????? the only defense you have is "I don't smoke weed that's grown outdoors."

Keep us updated, I really don't see how you're gonna prove the cops planted drugs.
Mar 1 2011 5:33AM
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Hamster.
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I was back in a park once at like 11pm maybe? Smoking a couple bowls with some friends and all of a sudden this cop rolls up. He smells the weed and asks me to get out cause I was the only one from the town. I was blazed as fuck but if just referring him to sir, being chill, sucking up to him, and not making it obvious your doing something illegal cops can be chill and have no issues with you.
Mar 1 2011 9:56AM
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theabortionator
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true
Mar 1 2011 10:11AM
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Static
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ok that makes more sense if you can get the reason for the whole stop thrown out you probably have a chance
Mar 1 2011 5:04PM
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jason...
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i wrote a big long thread about it, but i cant find it. basically got my head slammed into the side of a squad and then got a few punches to the ribs for refusing a search and telling an officer i knew my rights and didnt have the right to search me. didnt take it to court soon enough, ended up with 2 tickets out of. one for minor in possession of alcohol and one for "obstructing a search." 59 bucks each at the time, not that bad.

second time i was walking through a school with some buddies on the way to somewhere when we got ambushed on all sides by police. apparently since we were on school grounds after hours thats considered trespassing, apparently they have the automatic right to search you. i had 2 beers on me. they were found and i was given the new ticket price of $230. 2 beers are not worth $230. such a wack situation to be in.
Mar 1 2011 5:20PM
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Randy_Quench
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to everyone saying be respectful and polite, its so true.

i was pulling into rye airfield in NH. they have this long ass runway driveway. and it loops around the back parking lot. so i see my friends outside of rye chillen between sessions and i drop it into second. hit 75ish, turns out there was a cop in the parking lot. clocked me at 67. speed limit is 15. i quadrupled the speed limit. he said i was going to lose my license forever, blah blah blah. i was polite and sorry, explained exactly what happened. he let me go, not even a written warning.

to make things a bit funnier.. 6 months later, theres a rollerblade event at rye, so i get off my ass and head on over. hit 45 in the 15, which is really the speed everyone goes. the road is dead straight and long. i get out of my car, and theres my buddy the cop who clocked me quadrupling the speed limit. he said "i see this is still your personal speedway." and asked if i was competing and to have fun in there.

cops are chill. as long as you arnt a punk. if you are wearing a hat or anthing take it off when your pulled over. turn off your car. ext.
Mar 1 2011 5:25PM
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monkatizer
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Mar 1 2011 5:37PM
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Randy_Quench
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havnt seen any lately. just got a job there so ive been going a decent amount too.
Mar 1 2011 5:47PM
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shocker611
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haha that video is pathetic, on the cops part
Mar 1 2011 6:09PM
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Lord.Quasimoto
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yes of course you call the cop sir and take off your hat, do as they say, bend over and spred ur cheeks. let them have what they want!!!

COPS are fucking IDIOTS MOST of the time. I've had lots of experience both good and bad... but generaly they are trying to fuck you over in any way they can... hell, it's their job to fuck you over. they get rewarded for doing so. the western attitude is "dont break the law", fuck the law u brainwashed sheep!

most cops have the intellectual capacity of a newborn searching with closed eyes for that warm nipple to slerp on. only they never find the nipple and instead shit themselves in the process.

Mar 1 2011 6:09PM
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shocker611
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i think youre giving them too much credit..
Mar 1 2011 6:10PM
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erica
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I dont get speeding tickets because i'm a girl yay
Mar 1 2011 6:15PM
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jelliott136
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Then you've never been pulled over for going 28 in a 25 by a military police because they are so fucking bored thats all they do
Mar 1 2011 6:15PM
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Randy_Quench
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i think id rather remove my crack hat and ghetto bandana than pay a fine and deal with a prick. but maybe im the dumb one...?


-k for being a rebelling teenager who probly reps rasta shit just to show the world he smokes weed.
Mar 1 2011 6:16PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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you sir, get +K
Mar 1 2011 6:18PM
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jason...
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fuck you.
Mar 2 2011 8:01AM
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mad.twatter
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You guys gotta kearn your rights. First off you never hsve yo let a cop search your car unless you have weed in sight. Or the smell is overpowering. My story:

I was bombing a wall bout 2mi from my house, almost done and i notice car lights pullin up but not goimg the rest of the eay down the street behind me. Its hard to explain but its like dowm a hill amd etc so i saw no cars but saw the beams from the lights and thought i heard cars stallijg so i finish up quick and as i dip on my bike i turn aroumd and see L.E.D beams or really bright ones comimg through the woods behind me so i dip hard on my bike down the bike path i came. 1/3 of the way dowm u see a car turn ONTO THE BIKE TRAIL and drive dpwm it. B4 it gets on i dve into the woods stash my bike and hit the deck. I saw a cop car roll by thrm immediatley ditch my bike run home... I run xc so it helps a lot. I make it home thtough the woods amd shit and in the am my bike gets found and i get really close to gettum found out by da rents but in the end told em i snyck out to go tp ing amd get off w nothing but a cold shoulder for a week. Fuck the pigs. Btw i write steez.
Mar 2 2011 9:07AM
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Lord.Quasimoto
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one click on ur profile and we see whos really the teenager here. i especialy like ur "manditory picture" claiming all ur skier gear. LOL - i wont hate too much because i remeber what its like being 16.

u said it urself, ur the dumb one. u missed all the intellegent points in my post. nuff said.

as for the karma, i dont post on this site for karama, couldnt give a fuck.

Mar 2 2011 10:29AM
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Randy_Quench
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no where in my post did i say i wasnt a teenager. and what you havnt realized yet, is NS is 90% 18 year olds and under. yeah im 17. but my point is cops arnt teenagers. cops are adults who would rather not deal with disrespectful kids. They dont know steeze. if they see a 4xl sweatshirt and a flat brim hat they just assume your a gangster up to no good.

id rather be smart and look respectful then pull away with a ticket.
and thanks for the comment on the picture, okemo had a sick park 2 years ago.
Mar 2 2011 10:55AM
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Lord.Quasimoto
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its just funny when u call me a teenager in a negative way, when ur the teenage and im not.

keep thinking about this whole police state situation. the more you do, i think ur views will change. believe it or not, there are problems bigger then ur 4xl sweatshirt flat brim speeding ticket example...

no hate intended mate - like i said, i was 17 once.

Mar 2 2011 11:10AM
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Randy_Quench
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yeah that was my b. I just tossed you into the average NS pool of teenagers which i reside in.

no one likes cops. every day im not pulled over is a good day, in fact police ruin a lot of fun shit. but lets get real here. not every cop is a "newborn searching with closed eyes for that warm nipple to slerp on. only they never find the nipple and instead shit themselves in the process."
Mar 2 2011 11:17AM
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Randy_Quench
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yeah exactly. nothing pisses off a cop more than kids who know their rights. but regardless if you do or not, you probly got pulled over for a reason. and in my case (story above) when quadrupling the speed limit, id rather not piss off a cop. id rather him just get on his way and leave me the fuck alone.
Mar 2 2011 11:23AM
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jason...
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being respectful and polite has yet to get me out of a ticket. my friend getting in an argument and shoving match with a cop got me out of a liquor ticket though. in theory being polite and respectful should work, but in practice, at least in my experiences, it doesnt. might as well be a prick and get a couple laughs out of it.
Mar 2 2011 11:57AM
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Static
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I don't think so, I vaguely remember a demographics post from a red name where the average was a lot higher than you expect
Mar 2 2011 5:02PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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The OP was the worst story I've ever read by a longshot.
Mar 2 2011 5:04PM
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Anathema
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yeah, and grizzly adams had a beard......
Mar 2 2011 5:06PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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ive gotten pulled over 4 or 5 times now for speeding. One time i was going 45 in a school zone without my N (new driver sign) on the back window and still managed to talk my way out of it. I also got pulled over for for running a stop sign that i didn't see that was behind a tree, at the time we were going with a couple hundred golf balls to hit them into the ocean and freighters. The cop still gave me the ticket but said that we could still go hit the balls and just pretend it was his face on the ball haha.

One night i was at this house party where me and my GF got really drunk and around 2 am went out to her car and started fooling around. We ended up passing out naked in the back seats where the car was parked two houses down from the party. At the same time there was a guy at the party that was wasted naked in the hottub, he then tried to go around the house to get inside but fell off this little ledge where he cut himself up so he was covered in blood. In his drunken stubble he had forgotten what house the party was at so he ended up trying to get into the front door of the neightbours house which was obviously locked. He then thought he would try the back door which he thought he had left unlocked. Amazingly it did turn out to be unlocked and thought he was being nice where he then decided to go unlock the front door incase anyone else like himself was still trying to get in. It was at this time that the home owner came down the stairs to find a wet, naked and bloodly teenager standing in there front entrance unlocking there door. They proceeded to yell "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE", where he responded by saying "oh sorry.." walking out the front door he realized he was at the wrong house and so went to the right house of the party and went to go sleep in the basement. The home owner then called the cops where they sent 4 cop cars at around 4am to investigate. They then found my girlfriend and I ass naked in the back of her car where knocked on the window with their baton to wake us up. The cop that was closest to my door then asked to get to out of the vehicle and in desiperation grabbed the closest article of clothing which unfortunately was a sock... So i was standing outside the car at 4 am with a sock on my junk explaining to 8 cops that we had been in the car all night and that it was not us. They let us off with a warning and said that we shouldn't be doing that because it was a public street and children could have seen. The cops then walked into the basement of the party where they found10-15 ppl passed out and asked if they had known who had broken into the neightbours house which the drunk, naked and bloody guy under a blanket told them no they hadn't and thought that he may have left about an hour ago. My GF and I then walked into the house party where we fell asleep on a couch.

One of the more fucked up wake ups i have ever had

I don't really care if ppl read it so i'm not making coles notes but I think its pretty funny
Mar 2 2011 5:49PM
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skithesprings
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Grizzly Adams DID have a beard!

i did the poll and the majority of the population was in the 17-21 bracket.
Mar 2 2011 5:52PM
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p.hawks
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ya my friends dad got pulled over and the cop wouldn't even tell him his speed. on the ticket it said 2 over, $15, and it was supposed to be 1 point to, but he got it wiped
Mar 2 2011 6:05PM
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jason...
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cops in north van do have a quota. at the end of the month they go buck on people. i've seen like 3 people pulled over at one stop sign, 10 year olds getting no helmet tickets, all kinds of stupid shit.
Mar 2 2011 6:07PM
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StreetsOfRage
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thats fucken retarded, that shit should be stopped and soon. because cops just want to meet the quota, and dont care if it for stupid stuff.
Mar 2 2011 7:05PM
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marsh.
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haha one time i was jumping off a bike bridge with some friends and this cop drove his truck onto the bridge, blocking us, and gave us a ton of crap and made a point to show us the sign that said no jumping and all this crap. he was such a dick about it too. wrote us warnings and called our parents. my parents were cool with it cause they used to do the same thing but still.
Mar 2 2011 7:54PM
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