alright so my friend came over tonight and we went to the bars. he got mad drunk and was trying to hook up with this ugly chick and i kept telling him not to. well its like 4 and he was planning on sleeping on my futon. he calls me up and hes like yea ima bring that girl back to your place. im like uh no dont, i dont want you two screwing on my couch. so he says alright then give me my keys and ill drive her back to my place... im like your hammered thats not a good idea. so he came and got his keys. am i an asshole? i dont want people screwing on my couch but i dont want drunk people driving. am i in the wrong? i think i am.
yup it was stupid. he was like well if we cant sleep on your couch gimme my keys. and he was with the girl. am i supposed to say in fornt of her no get this bitch out of here and sleep here. i should have been the bigger man and said take the bus you asshole and locked him out.
bingo, who gives a fuck if he bangs a ugly chick, he will never see her again and he gets his nut, if he drinks and drives than he can kill himself/somone else should of just let him bang at your place, just made him do it on the floor if you care that much about your couch..