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c-fries
Posts: 1046 - Karma: 5,582
bent brakes in the middle of a session?
Feb 22 2011 9:26PM
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tbayskier
Posts: 1136 - Karma: 1,639
breaking the rail during a session?
Feb 22 2011 9:27PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,354
No. Bitch tells you she has STD's mid way through the season.

You can't bend STD's out of her vagina.
Feb 22 2011 9:27PM
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That_Afterbang=]
Posts: 140 - Karma: 10
Binding breaking in the middle of a sesh. Didn't happen to me, happened to my friend. Still kills the mood.
Feb 22 2011 10:08PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
Serious injuries.
Feb 22 2011 10:10PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Just bindings in general
Feb 22 2011 10:18PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
i just bought new brakes today. 30 dollars.

but deff ruins a day
Feb 22 2011 10:19PM
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,088
catching on fire and then dying
Feb 22 2011 10:21PM
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ganja_enthusiast
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 34
getting raped in the forest while skiing
getting std
coma
get out of the coma
cant move at all or talk or think

Feb 22 2011 10:23PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,354
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Feb 22 2011 10:32PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
^Why bump your own post?
Feb 22 2011 10:37PM
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mseward
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 1,243
The day before one of the best pow days nova scotia has ever seen , your skis edge busts out completley. So its in the shop. So you take your old skis from like 4 years ago up to the hill because you dont want to miss out on the epicness. But you forget your old skis havent been waxed in 4 years and you get to the top of the lift and stick to the hill like fucking tape. Then you waddle down the hill looking like the biggest jackass ever while sinking in pow. IT SUCKS
Feb 22 2011 10:37PM
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mad.twatter
Posts: 210 - Karma: 28
tear your binding out of your ski on a fall over an 8 ft gap switch 5. This is why I hate Salomon and 4 pairs of suspects in 1 year.
Feb 22 2011 10:48PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,845
Landing on your back, head downhill, hearing your femur snap and realizing you have momentum for at least a two more flips.
Feb 22 2011 10:49PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
haha my brakes bend al the time, bring a pair of pliers and bend them up, or take off the brake and hope u dont eject!! it sucks but defenitly not a day ruiner
Feb 22 2011 10:54PM
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sol-JAH.boi
Posts: 308 - Karma: 38
ripping off the whole back binding on the 3rd run...goin back to steeze lair to get the back up sets of bindings to find out i stripped the screw holes
Feb 22 2011 10:58PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,211

having enough time while over shooting to think about things like.. ok   let your breth out and hope you dont shit your pants....

did not shit pants.

Feb 22 2011 11:14PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Kills the mood? Lol
Feb 22 2011 11:16PM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
shin bang ery weekend
/claim
Feb 22 2011 11:17PM
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PeteySkeety
Posts: 996 - Karma: 209
Going off a jump and waking up in the hospital
Feb 22 2011 11:20PM
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Skithedeep
Posts: 645 - Karma: 39
first day on new skis and bindings, second run, right toe piece explodes, land on face/head. real fun.

and guess what brand of bindings? fuckin markers.
Feb 23 2011 12:10AM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
when people make threads to drop claims about how they break stuff
Feb 23 2011 12:12AM
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NWPA
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 165
Torn ACL in the middle of the season?
Feb 23 2011 12:18AM
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Dowdy_Ficklen
Posts: 39 - Karma: 10
Does that include the condom breaking?


Feb 23 2011 12:20AM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
mario??? luigi??? is that you?
Feb 23 2011 1:23AM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
Someone setting off dynamite in your ski boots.

I can only think of how much i'd miss the alaska trip.
Feb 23 2011 1:32AM
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Dan.P
Posts: 1351 - Karma: 12
I'd say getting eaten by a bear is worse than your ski brakes bending
Feb 23 2011 1:35AM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
breaking your binding and having to walk a mile through powder back to the lodge

Feb 23 2011 1:42AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36643 - Karma: 110,287
Serious injuries.

Serious knee injuries.


Losing homies to knee injuries.

A suddenly huge earge to urinate hits you out of nowhere just before you drop into a sick pow line.
Feb 23 2011 2:17AM
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doyle.
Posts: 1624 - Karma: 596
don't buy salomons!
Feb 23 2011 2:21AM
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Captain_Slow
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 24
this could be the worst thing ever... ruins a good part of the end of the season
Feb 23 2011 2:22AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,365
make one turn into a chute. realize one ski got left behind and you're skiing the chute on one ski.
Feb 23 2011 3:37AM
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
getting in a car accident on the way up the mountain on a pow day
Feb 23 2011 3:47AM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 357
^getting stuck in your driveway or getting snowed in on a pow day
Feb 23 2011 7:45AM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34
Living in the midwest?
Feb 23 2011 8:44AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
tailpiece violating your gooch after trying a frontflip?
Feb 23 2011 8:49AM
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Shifties4Dayz
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 553
/thread
Feb 23 2011 10:40AM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
boots that dont fit correctly because of your extra wide feet
Feb 23 2011 10:53AM
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aquinn
Posts: 824 - Karma: 217
skiers thumb
Feb 23 2011 10:58AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
skiing steeps....do a jump....ski ejects....brakes dont come down....got to ski down with one ski for the whole run to find it
Feb 23 2011 11:14AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,365
this. fucking sucks.
Feb 23 2011 12:29PM
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Mr_pretzel
Posts: 4616 - Karma: 1,289
Stop mid line and urinate. +500 points(or some shit like that)
Feb 23 2011 12:32PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
Getting your binding inserted to your groin and cutting an artery.
Feb 23 2011 12:41PM
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PeteyWykes
Posts: 419 - Karma: 67
having you boots stolen in the middle of vacation.
Feb 23 2011 2:10PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
pull your ski off in mid-air.
Feb 23 2011 2:40PM
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Baskilla
Posts: 409 - Karma: 201
DYING Aint nothin goin to help that
Feb 23 2011 2:46PM
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Jnossiff
Posts: 1081 - Karma: 135
rupturing ur spleen on a shitty day at loon, which in turn makes it so u cant go to whsitler as planned.

/thread
Feb 23 2011 2:46PM
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pink_squid
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 368
breakin ur nose on ur ski pole......thats y i dont ski with poles anymore :P
Feb 23 2011 3:00PM
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melbs
Posts: 415 - Karma: 77
Every time I go skiing I get mad shinbang, it fuckin sucks
Feb 23 2011 3:10PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,365
tighten your power strap/upper buckles
Feb 23 2011 3:14PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
That was very funby
Feb 23 2011 3:29PM
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