Lets get things straight from the get go shall we...... Mustache March is not a contest....... As we point out in our manifesto, it's a cultural movement...... For a month.... Short-lived by cultural standards, Mustache March will burn brightly while it does....... Like most cultural movements, there are "rules" governing who is part of the movement and who is not........ The following are the rules and regulations that will govern Mustache March's short, but brilliant life span.............
All participants must be clean-shaven on March 1st...............
The only true participants are those who keep their Mustaches all month................
For those who have not entered puberty yet, you may participate by using some sort of false upper lip hair, but it must be worn every day of the month.............
Mental Preparation - Growing a mustache entails a lot of responsibility...... You can’t just walk around willy-nilly like it doesn’t mean anything........ The mustache must become you, and you must become the mustache. Embracing everything about the lifestyle and representing everything that wearing a mustache embodies must be your utmost concern...............
Accessories - No matter what you say, the mullet is the perfect complement to your mustache..... A Trucker's Cap also complements the mustache quite nicely...... The Mustache Era is upon us. So stop shaving your lip...... Grow a mustache and stop making fun of others for sporting one.......
Have fun, post pics.....................................
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