So last night i was with a buddy of mine and two girls and we were on a pretty secluded road smoking some bud, when out of no where three cops pull up. they flashed their lights but thankfully we played it cool. they asked if we had been drinking-which we had not been- and they asked for ID's. one of the cops was entering the info in his the computer while the other two conversed with us.
We talked about country music and shit. then they told us to go. they left. they did not check our cars, breathalize us, or even smell us.
the whole time, i had a quarter of bud in one pocket, a bowl in the other, and a grinder in my hoodie. and a cigarette on my ear.
HOORAY FOR BEING WHITE!!!!
Oh, and i was wearing a shirt that said "Mile high club" on it.
