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Dylan_
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best player in the ncaa hands down

he's from my town and i hangout with him

/claim



Feb 17 2011 8:48PM
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Alex=God
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Ill give it to you, jimmer is one, ONE, of the best players in the ncaa, but he isnt the best. And yeah he has range but so did JJ Reddick and hes a nobody in the nba
Mar 12 2011 12:04PM
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Dylan_
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top 5 easy...

we'll have to see if he can pull through in the nba, alot of people say he will and alot say he wont..

time only tells
Mar 12 2011 12:25PM
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OnePlank
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i'd rather drop 30 on pit and cuse and hit a game winner while breaking a guy's ankles. gonna have to go with kemba on this one
Mar 12 2011 6:09PM
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thebeesknees
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big game tonight for kemba LETS GOOOOO
Mar 12 2011 7:47PM
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Dylan_
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okay well we will see in the tournament

and youre comparing the 2 by breaking someone's ankles ?

oh word, he may have missed the shot but yeah this speaks for itself




Mar 13 2011 9:54PM
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Funnel
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John Wall.
Mar 13 2011 10:41PM
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Dylan_
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.....is in the nba
Mar 13 2011 10:42PM
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thatsG
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Look I think Jimmer is the best player in D1 basketball, but in that video the defender tripped over his own players feet, it was not Jimmers move
Mar 14 2011 9:40PM
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Funnel
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Felt like posting the video for the hell of it. Back to thread topic, fuck the haters, Jimmer be getting so wet each game.
Mar 17 2011 11:37PM
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Dylan_
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his cross ups are still dirty as fuck.. he was having fun tonight, and had plenty of assists yet he still dropped 32 points
Mar 18 2011 12:06AM
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Dylan_
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hmmm sweet 16 ? yup.
Mar 21 2011 7:36PM
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belden...
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dude there is 10 minutes left... kemba had the nerves to do it (actually make the guy fall not just trip over his feet) with 4 seconds left... Also kembas at least alright at defense, Jimmer is one of the worst defensive players in the tournament
Mar 21 2011 8:16PM
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chieftain
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if hes coming off the bench in the nba he'll have much more energy for defense and i think he can pick it up. i think its safe to say that jimmer is definitely the best college basketball player, but he isnt the best nba prospect
Mar 21 2011 8:22PM
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Dylan_
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jimmer needs competition, it's been like that since highschool..

he's going to be a great SG in the NBA, point guard..mehh
Mar 22 2011 12:14AM
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AR7rider.
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who have the played so far? Wofford and Gonzaga...one of the easiest routes to the final four? yup.
Mar 22 2011 12:34AM
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Dylan_
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keep bitching about their conference and the seeding

he still has about 2 more points than kemba per game, thats ALOT no matter where you're playing.

HIGHEST SCORER IN THE NCAA, keep saying he sucks
Mar 22 2011 12:59AM
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AR7rider.
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When did I say anything about Kemba Walker? I didn't. And when did I say that he sucks? I didn't. All I said is that they haven't played anybody very good yet. Until they play some solid teams there is no proof he's the best. Get off his dick. What is this, a 3 page thread? Of which over half of the responses are from you sucking his dick and telling anybody who has a different opinion to fuck off. You're defending him like you're his pissed off girlfriend. Get a fucking life, you're not cool because he's from your hometown.
Mar 22 2011 1:39AM
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jack+
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i will bet you any amount of money that, jimmer will be a PG in the NBA.

and dude we get it, jimmer is sick. you can make arguments for other players, its not just jimmer and no one else. cool you're from glens falls no need to hate on every argument someone says.
Mar 22 2011 1:43AM
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lineskier10
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later jimmer
Mar 24 2011 9:39PM
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SteezeNash
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sick bro its not like you were waiting until his team got beat to bump this thread or anything
Mar 24 2011 10:00PM
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thatsG
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Good season jimmer. Wish it went longer
Mar 24 2011 10:14PM
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saranac_tortex
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The only reason Jimmer scores so much is because he takes so many shots. Allow Kemba to shoot that much and play out in the mountains and he would easily score as much.

But fuck Jimmer and fuck Uconn. 'Cuse is running the show next year.
Mar 24 2011 10:26PM
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thatsG
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You got it all wrong, fuck kemba, fuck cuse, go jimmer go purdue
Mar 24 2011 10:27PM
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dirty.
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he might make it to the nba but he wont make it in the nba. regardless hes a overrated mormon pussy.
Mar 24 2011 10:35PM
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Squaw6
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Jimmer shot a higher percentage from the field than Kemba this season. He also shot a higher percentage from 3 and the free throw line. Not to mention he receives about twice as much defensive attention as Kemba.
Mar 24 2011 10:49PM
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AR7rider.
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Pretty easy trip there. And now we saw how he plays against a decent team. Two overtimes, so 10 extra minutes of playing time and he only scores 32. Not exactly what I was expecting after the hype train that this thread created. He was 11 for 29 fg and 3 for 15 from 3... And 6 turnovers. Guess he couldn't carry his team past the sweet sixteen...
Mar 24 2011 11:13PM
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bangarangmules
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Pretty much sums up my thoughts. He forced way too many shots, and that killed his team. I think we can all agree that he was an overrated player from an extremely weak conference. Still a good player, can't argue with that. However, not the god that dylan made him out to be.
Mar 24 2011 11:16PM
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icon1234
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FYI jimmer didnt break any1 ankles in that video, his own team mate tripped him, and they lost so stoked.
Mar 24 2011 11:19PM
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AR7rider.
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Speaking of dylan, where is that cock gargler? He shamelessly bumps his own thread about 100 times leading up to the game, and then the second they lose he's nowhere to be seen. Probably masturbating to highlight reels from earlier in the season, against teams they could actually beat.
Mar 24 2011 11:20PM
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Dylan_
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haha i'm right here you gutter slut...

sorry i can't spend every minute of my day on NS.

he lost, oh well. he'll have fun in the NBA

lol to the kid who called him a mormon pussy, hahaha
Mar 25 2011 12:47AM
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AR7rider.
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well you seemed to be able to spend every minute leading up to this game on here. that's fine though. and good luck in the nba...LOL.
Mar 25 2011 7:01AM
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dylanb
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Mar 25 2011 7:11AM
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mistahfabbydavis
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You Lost!



But srsly I hate Florida
Mar 25 2011 8:12AM
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Dylan_
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haters gonna hater still ?

Apr 1 2011 4:10PM
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Wis_Skier_23
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on the cover of SI....dude has hops, Jimmer is sick!
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Apr 1 2011 6:23PM
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Dylan_
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such a sick picture, it's funny how the haters didnt come back to the thread and talk shit...im surprised
Apr 2 2011 9:03AM
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Alex_G
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here is the question: does he fuck bitches?
Apr 2 2011 10:34AM
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