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Teach me how to jimmer

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Dylan_
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best player in the ncaa hands down

he's from my town and i hangout with him

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Feb 17 2011 8:48PM
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SkiThe603
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Yes he is good and i think he should go to the NBA, but he should probably not be drafted first
Feb 17 2011 9:05PM
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+[wall.e]+
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I concur Deer, and I enjoying frequently reading your opinions (srs)
Feb 17 2011 9:07PM
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95959
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Yeah, but his name is Jimmer
Feb 17 2011 9:15PM
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mason-
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kids a freak. hot damn can that boy shoot.

did you really hangout with him?
Feb 17 2011 9:18PM
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JTL
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his real name is James. i think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eiTc9O9Ii8

Feb 17 2011 10:20PM
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Dylan_
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nah his real name is jimmer.


and yes i do hangout with him, he graduated with my brother.

yes he's going into the nba, could have last year but he pulled himself out becuase he wanted an education.

kids blown u, he's everywhere
Feb 17 2011 10:44PM
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chieftain
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his real name isn't jimmer, its James Taft Fredette
Feb 17 2011 10:46PM
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Dylan_
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almost positive its what it is on his birth certificate
Feb 17 2011 10:57PM
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chieftain
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check the first line

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/695251824/Just-call-this-kid-Winner--Jimmer-gives-Cougars-slick-shooting-star.html

Feb 18 2011 1:28AM
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Funkadelic
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That's cool, he's a good player, but he's not as good as Kemba :)
Feb 18 2011 1:29AM
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ImNotARacist
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Do you get to suck his dick to?
Feb 18 2011 1:40AM
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Cheezcake.
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when he walks away:
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Feb 18 2011 1:44AM
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GayWolf420
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Probably the best BYU sports player out of any of their sports.
Feb 18 2011 1:45AM
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Candy
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Jimmer is ridiculous. If you get a chance to see him play live I would definitely take it.

And I thought I'd post a claim picture, of myself holding Jimmer signs, that I found on some random sports article online.

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Feb 18 2011 2:07AM
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Dylan_
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He's Mormon, he wouldn't let me
Feb 18 2011 2:45PM
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kingcomet32
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my friend stole the ball from him in highschool!

/claim
Feb 18 2011 2:50PM
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Dylan_
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haha, our team was stacked in 07'

what highschool did you go too ?
Feb 18 2011 3:11PM
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hoodratz47
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yeah steve young and danny ainge sucked.
Feb 18 2011 3:14PM
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theabortionator
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At least something good came out of the grime of gfalls
Feb 18 2011 3:15PM
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Dylan_
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shut up rusty you hillbilly
Feb 18 2011 3:22PM
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theabortionator
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You got a purty mouth

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Feb 18 2011 3:30PM
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95959
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I think the real question is....
Will he play NBA games on saturdays?
Feb 18 2011 4:13PM
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vailsux.com
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lolyes
Feb 18 2011 4:22PM
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Alpine3
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my team lost to Glens Falls in Sectional Finals. my junior year.

i went to Ichabod Crane
Feb 18 2011 5:38PM
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andrew.
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mormon pussy

KEMBA FO LYF
Feb 18 2011 5:59PM
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introvert
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Looks like a split dodge in lacrosse.
Feb 18 2011 6:11PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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dammit, i definitely clicked on this thread hoping to see a "teach me how to dougie" parody. you fail.
Feb 18 2011 6:23PM
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JustDidIt
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Feb 18 2011 6:33PM
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bistroburrito
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jimmer is such a great name...I'm almost more jealous of his name than his skills
Feb 18 2011 7:08PM
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Dylan_
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word we lost to you guys in sectionals during baseball.. i forgot your pitchers name but he was dope as fuck
Feb 18 2011 7:16PM
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Dylan_
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mormon pussy who would make kemba look like his bitch one on one..

please look at the stats... nuff said
Feb 18 2011 7:20PM
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GayWolf420
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I'm talking currently in the past 1 or 2 years. BYU has been kind of sucking hard lately.
Feb 18 2011 9:39PM
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kingcomet32
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AP baby!
Feb 19 2011 3:37AM
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shocker611
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FUCK jimmer and FUCK BYU
Feb 19 2011 10:38AM
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Dylan_
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someones just a little jealous
Feb 19 2011 11:05AM
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hurrisun
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fuckin brown noser
Feb 19 2011 11:43AM
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Funkadelic
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Kemba would have those stats too playing in any conference outside the Big East...
Feb 19 2011 6:59PM
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shocker611
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haha to say the least.. lets play football :D or rugby.. or gymnastics.. or anything else anyone cares about
Feb 19 2011 7:52PM
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Dylan_
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excuses..

put jimmer in the BIg East...
Feb 20 2011 6:19PM
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JamesR
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so he can average 8 points a game.
Feb 20 2011 6:34PM
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shocker611
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Dont you say that about God's school! haha
Feb 20 2011 7:57PM
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andrew.
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in kemba we trust.

until he goes to the nba, then its gonna be shabaz and lamb runnin train on the big easy
Feb 20 2011 8:05PM
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Z-Juice
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but... he's white?
Feb 20 2011 8:09PM
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chieftain
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yeah because anyone in the big east could score 43 points against #6 san diego state
Feb 20 2011 10:47PM
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vailsux.com
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Feb 20 2011 11:55PM
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Dylan_
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yeah, or how bout his 40+ game against arizona ?


yeah he sucks
Feb 28 2011 9:07PM
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Wis_Skier_23
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jimmer is so sick...wish we had him
Feb 28 2011 11:25PM
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Dylan_
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stop gargling so many cocks
Mar 1 2011 11:49PM
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lineskier10
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fuck jimmer and fuck byu, theres no way they get past the 2nd or 3rd round even if they get a 1 seed, if they run into a big east team its goodnight byu
Mar 1 2011 11:56PM
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Dylan_
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lol... now davies is gone.. guess its time for jimmer to do it all himself.. oh wait he already does.


why does everyone hate on him ? haha kids dope as fuck
Mar 1 2011 11:58PM
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