yeah i was skiing at snoqualmie in the park and landed a 540 and was riding it out when i smashed into a snowboarder who was fixing his binding. I hit him with my ass and took him out. he was fine and so was I we just both kinda laughed
one time i was skiing out the transition in the pipe and t was really slushy. i caught my tails and almost fell on some lady. she yelled at me to see if anyone was coming before i went. i had a good laugh about it
Did a 540 and nearly killed this little kid hiking across the landing. I yelled at him s oharsh I think he started crying...
Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
i hate little kids...they always go right where you dont want them...my frind did a huge 360 huntony overtop of this kid once...because he skied into the landing hill and my friend didnt wanna hike back up.....but anyway, back to what the post is about....i did a 540 landed switch and nailed a snowboarder cutting across the landing hill...i was barely even on the ground when i hit him....so the ski patrol comes over and starts yelling at me for hitting this kid, when i was in the air before i even knew he existed and still hadnt figured out what happened...the patroller's like 'next time just avoid the jump, it's better to not hit the jump and save a life, than take the jump and kill someone...you have to watch for other people' (meanwhile i'm almost unconcious on the ground wondering where my skis are while this snowboarder gets up and rides off) i was so pissed....and he cut up the topsheet on my ski!!! (just to piss me off more) i didnt ski for the rest of that day becuase of it
many times just randomly catch an edge and smack onto the ground, it happens to everyone. over christmas break I was skiing with some friends and waiting for this chick to strap in her board bindings, so I was just kinda sliding along on this flat part sideways. I caught my front edge and went smack down on the snow in front of a lot of people. it was quite embarrassing
Joe: 'Red, do something with your life'
Red: 'I do. I smoke weed all the time. And I took a shower earlier. What am I? A fucking superhero? That's plenty.'
first time i ever tried a fakie trick, i tried a zero spin cuz i stupidly thought it was easy and i broke my hand.
-How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-10, 1 to do it and 9 to say, 'I can do that.'
at our local hill the runs are kinda raised above the bush and I was showing off for these two girs we were with, not paying attention to where I was headed I flew of the edge of the run and into trees, I'm pretty lucky I didnt get hurt caus I was movin pretty fast. oh and this other time I was on the inrun to a tabletop, went to do a 180 to come in switch and ate shit 15ft before the jump infront of about 20 people, didnt hurt but really imbearsing.
I once was coming up to a rail fakie and this punk kid cut in front of me and tripped me up right before reaching the rail, he said I should be skiing backwards, idiot! He was the kind of the person who uses the jump before rails as a kicker for flailing straight airs! _______________________________
a freind of mine landed a 5 in a big air comp, hit a patch of powder as he was switching back around and broke a bone in his leg in 6 places and snapped some other bone in half. now he has a rod in his leg and he cant walk for 3 months
i was just riding fakie, and i hit this gnarly bump...flat light, so i didnt see it...ate shit hard, and that was when my collar bone was broken...so ya...reinjured it, but it made it straighter, so it was worth it i guess
'Sing to the shelled ones and they will heal your wounds' ecco the dolphin
At least you guys were skiing fakie when you ran into someone, i was making figure eights with my homie and i guess we just got so into it that we forgot the other person was there and we ended up slamming into each other at like 35 mph
i hate to admit it but at the end of the season at killington i came off the new flat rail switch and hit some other kid...real damned embarassing...even worse was getting the rail again later only this time the kid wasn't there, so i went into the trees....at least if you hit a tree going backwards it's newschool :-P
Not exactly switch, but I think we've all done this...or im just a tard.
Just standing there, doing nothing, standing right angles to the slope and I just lose my balance and fall over. I was sober too..
I have taken out many many snowboarders.... a few trees, a couple of snow fences.... ummm I ran into a rail once.... hit a big chunk of ice once and broke the tail off my ski..... um the worst one was when I landed switch, then like 200 feet later I caught an edge, and fell over. I got a 4th degree separation of my shoulder and needed surgury. it sucked. yep.
I ski fakie a lot.
'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
ohhh crap, i have too many good ones to tell. the best one that sticks out in my mind was the last day @ SMS sesion 3 last year. i was gonna do a zero off the 30 ft. and i dropped in switch. well yknow that trick you do with one foot kinda in front of the other when youre in switch? i kinda overexaggerated that. the next thing i know, Mike D's standing over me sayin 'Yeah, Szocs broke his collarbone coming into a jump at the Gravity Games.' Appearently, i had switch carved into the other takeoff (SMS people know what im talking about) and had smacked the back of my head on that snow. pretty funny but i was pretty fucked up after that.
I have one thing to say: The whole world is turning lesbian.
'Two hundred years of American technology has unwittingly created a massive cement playground. It took the minds of twelve-year-olds to realize its potential.'
What the fuck is up with you guys park, do people just sit in the landing, here if you eat shit, you get your ass off of the landing fast. No one stands on the landing unless the are trying to commit suicide.
Jackson Hole represent!
I did a spread eagle nut grab to switch in the pipe at snoqualmie. I came down and ran right into Chad Suave and it ripped the cap off of his 1080 and he skied away like nothing happened while I picked up my shit. That sounded dumb, I guess you had to be there.
i was skiing at this hill by my house and some kids built a kicker or whatever and i did a 5 and wasnt paying attention to where i was going cause i was looking at my frined and i hit the bush...it hurt...
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one of my favorite things to do when approaching a lift line is to start doing constant 360s on the ground just to look cool. one time i tried to start spinning in powder while going way too fast and caught an edge. i hit the ground really hard on my back facing downhill with my skis up like rabbit ears right in fron of about 20 people in the lift line (it was SO embarassing)!
well...this isnt while i was skiing switch..but oh well...a while ago, me and a coupke of friends were seeing who could make make the biggest snow cloud.. so we bombed a steep run all the way, then stopped as fast as we could. so i come bomb the whole thing...turn sidways going like full speed, trip on a root in the snow and do a huge cartweel in mid air and land on my back..right onder the lifts too..everyone had a fuckin laugh riot
'mauii has got to change his sig.. everytime i see it. i think hes quoting me or something..... yeah im dumb' - Canadian_kicker
whats with all u ppl eating it doin 180's...I landed m y first 3 180's without twin tips! But enough of that, on my 4th 180 I did I landed with one ski to far back and I fell backwards with twisty biff thing! But didn't get laughed at cuz the 2 ppl who saw me was my friend who was to scared to try a 180 and this other guy just gave me props cuz he saw me land it earlier...
yeah the worst is definately catching an edge on a revert at really high speeds... it is pretty fun ragdolling though... anyways my worst was one time two years ago riding down this trail at this place in wisconsin switch and snagging my inside edge that was farthest uphill... the ski snagged like pulled my groin so hard then my leg snapped back against the other one crushing my balls
i hit my brother once, because he stopped right in front of me, and i didnt see him. and i almost hit this group of snowboarder lesson people that were right behind some trees, right where you merge.
You Laugh Because I'm Different. I Laugh Because You're All The Same.