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I need help with teh ladies..:(

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Chubz.
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Alright so i went out this girl i really, really liked at the beginning of summer(2010) and made a TON of great memories with her. Sadly we broke up right before school started in September. :( I don't know why but i was a major dick to her after we broke up(she broke up with me)....maybe i was just pissed. Anyways I started talking to her a ton lately...and I think she likes me again,but maybe just as friends, I cant tell. She flirts with my a ton but im afraid to ask her out again. I'm not exactly what you would call a ladies man,and I just miss having a girl friend. What do you think i should do?
Ask her out? Or just wait and see where being just friends takes me? Also theres a dance comming up at my school...should I ask her to that? Please help me
Oh..and i came to NS about this because all my friends are douchebags and wont help me. Thanks.
Feb 15 2011 4:25PM
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Anathema
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go talk to the 17 year old virgins in the ladies men cult

im sure they'll be happy to help
Feb 15 2011 4:26PM
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theabortionator
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lol, and same for gnartron
Feb 15 2011 4:29PM
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Chubz.
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I'm taking her to the movies this weekend hopefully i can talk to her about going back out.
Feb 15 2011 4:30PM
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Smuckers
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Being honest just cuff dat bitch, nah go for it worst she can say is no
Feb 15 2011 4:30PM
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flooz.
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say sorry for being a dick, she'll prolly be good after that. and if not, you can just keep being friends. you're golden.
Feb 15 2011 4:32PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Its unfortunate that LM couldn't do anything for you.. But when you are only interested in a very small market segment then its a little tough. Bestiality isn't nearly as common as you would think.
Feb 15 2011 4:35PM
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t3hb055
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In these instances i have found that chloroform, duct tape, and a windowless van solve almost any problem of the sort.
Feb 15 2011 4:36PM
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yeahno
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inb4 pee in her butt
Feb 15 2011 4:38PM
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dole_juice_rules
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just go for the classic rape
Feb 15 2011 4:41PM
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Cuckoo
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First of all bud.. don't go right in for the kill (asking her out/ in a relationship) that really doesn't and shouldn't happen right away! Second you're going to want to become more intimate with her, if that means asking her over to you're place.. pick something that you both liked and laughed about last summer and may have made something more happen i.e. watching a specific movie or (for me I had a biddi that our first 'date' I made spegetti and fucked the pouch on it, but she loved it and made her down for more... I asked her over again telling her that we could make some spegetti blah the fuck blah) So after that is done ( being alone and personal with her) explain to her you're feelings though don't go all.. I love you and you're my soul mate.. that shit will scare her pants off, might be a good thing!! as you are doing this.. do not put anything on her, girls will fuck youre shit if you try to make it seem like its there fault!! After you've done talking, hopefully you are close enough to give her a kiss! Trust me bro, you're heart may be racing like dumont on crack but just do it.. overall it will be worth it!! after that.. maybe ask her if "you want to start where we ended off.."
Feb 15 2011 4:47PM
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Chubz.
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that's legit thanks and lulz at the dumont thing. ill give this a try..but if i kiss her...and she doesn't like me more than friends wont she be like" da fuck was that?"?
Feb 15 2011 4:53PM
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Mr.Gaga
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lol I think you should first know what you want. You ask us what to do... I say tell us what you want then we can give you tips to get it w-e if it's just some sex or a serious relationship... but yeah what do you want?

Feb 15 2011 4:56PM
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Huck_Norris
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She wants you. Repeat after me... "She wants me"... Now remind yourself of that the next time you talk to her. Get extra flirty and don't be a nervous bitch and shy away, be the one to push it farther. Believe me, it will feel great and it is fun. If she's into you again, she'll eat it up like candy on Vday.

One of two things will happen. 1). You will pee in her butt 2). You will find out that she's just fucking with you because she's bored and really doesn't want to go there again.

Either way you should figure out what's good so you can start walking your path. Godspeed, young padowan.
Feb 15 2011 5:00PM
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Chubz.
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serious relationship! she said she aint reddy fo sex lulz
Feb 15 2011 5:01PM
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poluhasuper
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this kid is so fucking clever HAHAHAA
Feb 15 2011 5:03PM
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Huck_Norris
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Oh what the fuck?

We need to make an age disclaimer in the OPs from now on.
Feb 15 2011 5:04PM
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Chubz.
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I'm 16...the girl is 15..will be 16 in leik 2 months.
Feb 15 2011 5:07PM
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Jonny7
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didn't read the thread but ladies man
Feb 15 2011 5:16PM
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TMiller
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lolololololz
Feb 15 2011 5:22PM
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Huck_Norris
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remind her that you can't get your license if you don't put out. It's true. They ask.
Feb 15 2011 5:32PM
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Dirty_Houdini
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grow a mustache.
Feb 15 2011 5:35PM
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Chubz.
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haha alright
Feb 15 2011 5:35PM
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Bro.J._Simpson
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I see what you did there.
Feb 15 2011 5:36PM
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poluhasuper
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Click for larger image
Feb 15 2011 5:36PM
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Chubz.
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i lol'd thanks for the laugh...
...1 more till a thousand!
Feb 15 2011 5:39PM
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Parrish
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I'm having the exact same problem as the OP only Im 18 and shes 17

but I do think this is the case so I am not acting on anything.
Feb 15 2011 5:40PM
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The_Cube
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read my icon
Feb 15 2011 5:44PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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ask her to the dance and see where it leads. also if that doent work, pee in her butt. but seriously ask her to the dance
Feb 15 2011 5:51PM
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EC-Skier
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keep it classy, keep it Denny's
Feb 15 2011 5:54PM
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ktd619
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just ask yourself..."what would mcconkey do?"
Feb 15 2011 6:13PM
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cooper.fry
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get it in.
Feb 15 2011 6:33PM
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skier_boy26
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if you do go for it, she is just going to break up with you again, and you'll be back to nothing, just being a lonely bitch wanting the same dumb bitch.

best thing to do is lead her on like you want to get back in to the swing of things with her, then nail one of her friends... or more realistically make out (OMG maeking out) with one of her friends.
Feb 15 2011 6:36PM
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.nasty
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just ask her out man, the worst any girl can say is no. and if she says no, don't get mad just act happy about it and at least you guys won't be awkward or anything.
Feb 15 2011 6:40PM
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klayer_9
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this is awesome.
Feb 15 2011 6:52PM
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BDWYE
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GO FOR IT!!!
Feb 15 2011 7:25PM
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Smuckers
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dont listen to this kid his first kiss doesnt even know his name
Feb 15 2011 7:39PM
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daskis
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Just hang out with her and see what happens. If you want to kiss her, then kiss her. It's not that complicated. If you want to dance with her, then ask her to your dance... not complicated. If she doesn't like it, she'll let you know. Then you can move on.
Feb 15 2011 7:54PM
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Chubz.
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Thanks for the advice guize...and whoever posted that picture has 10/10 thats awesome...i called her tonight and talked about the dance...she said yes. :) and im gonna drop the question saturday at the movies. Wish me luck!
Feb 15 2011 11:22PM
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Parrish
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Good luck bro :)
Feb 15 2011 11:26PM
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AKilness
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oxymoron? ironic? not sure
Feb 16 2011 12:37PM
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wait.what
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Pancake and bacon breath kiss, that is exactly how to get laid.
Feb 16 2011 12:40PM
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ImNotARacist
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  • GROW A MUSTACHE!!!
Feb 16 2011 12:45PM
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Alex_G
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this.

and wait till she makes a move on you...you've gotten with her many times before so you should know how to get her to wanna fuck and when she does just be friends with benefits. it's always weird on the second go around if you go out again but there's nothing wrong with boning and being friends. then when you decide to stop boning she can be your wingman and help you get more.
Feb 16 2011 1:20PM
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Chubz.
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I'm pretty sure you guys aren't as big of douches as some of my friends.
Feb 16 2011 4:04PM
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Parrish
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Then why are you friends with them.

Shred them like a disease and find new, better friends that treat you right.
Feb 16 2011 4:10PM
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Chubz.
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yeah fosho...to be honest i dont know why im friends with them.
Feb 16 2011 4:17PM
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PJS.
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this.

friends =/= douches
Feb 16 2011 4:18PM
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Crispy.
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Whats the worst that could happen if you ask her out... no?
Feb 16 2011 4:30PM
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Chubz.
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Yes. It is...i just don't want that to happen ;)
For those who obviously didn't read the thread...i'm asking her out this weekend at teh movies.
Feb 16 2011 4:47PM
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black_mamba
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take it slow my friend
Feb 16 2011 4:50PM
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