Urban Dictionary Entry: Hovan
a short chubby little penguin who speaks total nonsense, the kind that absolutely no one understands. Occasionally pleasures himself by watching animal porn with his parents. His favorite episode is called "The Penguin Adventures" and his favorite movie is the foot fetish called "Happy Feet". Every Winter he will migrate to the nearest "animal clubhouse" and have the time of his life!
Oh! Look on the sidewalk, is that a Hovan I spotted! Fascinating! When I grow up I want to be
you probably did something wrong, i didnt have to fill out anything, i just had to download the divx player and then i was good to go. the vids are always nice hd quality and they load nice and quick if you have good internet so i use that shit all the time
bitches love it when they can see my dick bulging against my outerwear. they are all like "is that a sandwhich for later?" and im all like "no, that is my massive penis sandwiched between the tight fabric of my pants and my inner thigh" - pomme-de-terre