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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Go.
Feb 14 2011 4:38AM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
cardboard boxes are too expensive.
bin for me please.
Feb 14 2011 11:58AM
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Yossarian
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 56
Yeah that was pretty much everyone's reaction when we all found out...
Feb 14 2011 12:00PM
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Nurgle
Posts: 1249 - Karma: 15
you got a disease
Feb 14 2011 12:06PM
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jillytea
Posts: 89 - Karma: 55
i considered that but no i do not. i'd be sick out of my vag if i did
Feb 14 2011 12:07PM
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Nurgle
Posts: 1249 - Karma: 15
not necessarily.
Feb 14 2011 12:10PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36687 - Karma: 110,612
I am single but I did a lil something for a lady friend of mine. I feel good. But now I am going to go poo so brb.
Feb 14 2011 12:11PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
I've got a date with a couple ladies named AR6 today. were gonna go mingle on the slopes cuz they love skiing too. After skiing, we will fuck.
Feb 14 2011 12:29PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
i'm single, but no more so than on any other day, so i get by
Feb 14 2011 12:31PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,462
Say it like it is
Feb 14 2011 12:32PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
do pinknames count?
Feb 14 2011 12:37PM
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SARTRON
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 87
im single. holllller
Feb 14 2011 12:37PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
hai :) ladies?
Feb 14 2011 12:43PM
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SeanTom
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This guy right here =(
Feb 14 2011 12:44PM
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ImNotARacist
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I'll buy you a plane ticket and arrange for the truck to be at the pick up location, Thats all I can do for you Maria. The rest of the journey is up to you. I hope to see you before this glorious valentines day ends.

Travel safely my dear.


Love, Yours Truly

The Land Owner.
Feb 14 2011 12:45PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36687 - Karma: 110,612
Eastern canadian women are fugly. No one wants some of that french-candian/indian meat.
Feb 14 2011 12:47PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13045 - Karma: 18,292
such a lonely day...but its snowing out so yeah!
Feb 14 2011 12:54PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
lonley dayy. i'm free all dayyy. hint hint.
Feb 14 2011 12:56PM
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SgtSteamy
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Feb 14 2011 1:07PM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
single, and wouldnt have it any other way
Feb 14 2011 1:08PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36687 - Karma: 110,612
Jay doesn't need to be in a relationship to get pussy. Jay is just a natural in the art of clitoris stimulation.
Feb 14 2011 1:09PM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
i feel like when i was in a relationshit for 2 years with this girl, that i get the same amount of intercourse (yes i am being proper) that i do while im single, and its great because its all casual intercourse, and nobody gets hurts.
Feb 14 2011 1:11PM
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gmack24
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Feb 14 2011 1:20PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Feb 14 2011 1:23PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
I am single
Feb 14 2011 1:24PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
hi there, how are things?
Feb 14 2011 1:25PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
youre trying too hard
Feb 14 2011 1:25PM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
Bah want to join! stupid school.
Feb 14 2011 1:38PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
Beezey is my valentine.

But in all seriousness, I'm single. I kinda want a girlfriend but I kinda don't so yeah.
Feb 14 2011 1:42PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
boom
Feb 14 2011 1:47PM
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aquinn
Posts: 824 - Karma: 217
fuck that bitch. solo
Feb 14 2011 2:17PM
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aquinn
Posts: 824 - Karma: 217
fuck that bitch. solo
Feb 14 2011 2:17PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
this, and yeah im single
Feb 14 2011 2:20PM
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bigbromskier
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Check out the rental shop......best place to work at the ski resort I think. Definitely beat out the cafeteria job I had, most of the time at least, and lifty/ticket checker would kinda blow after the novelty of working outside wore off.

I'll be at the restaurant I work at that isn't taking anymore reservations for tonight. Why would you want to take your girl to a super-packed restaurant where you can barely hear anything and the entire staff is overworked, meaning poor service? Doesn't make sense to me, besides the stereotypical valentine's day tradition, which doesn't make sense to me. Should be fun!
Feb 14 2011 2:26PM
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five0
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Single, but I'm going to the gym later to get my grunt on.  We'll see what happens
Feb 14 2011 2:33PM
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skichicky3
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good point. My boyfriend and I went out to dinner the weekend before this past weekend to celebrate v-day. Way better that way than when everyone else is out doing the same thing.


And this thread has turned into the singles of NS, someone needs to play matchmaker.
Feb 14 2011 2:35PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
plan! :)

i think being a lifty or something would get rediculously monotonus
Feb 14 2011 2:35PM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
I'm single but still took the fuckbuddy out for dinner last night/got laid. /claim?
Feb 14 2011 2:35PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
shall we all go to our nearest offlicense and purchase a large bottle of scotch, some ginger beer and a packet of love hearts, oh and maybe brokeback mountain or another equally depressing film.
Feb 14 2011 2:37PM
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SARTRON
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that was an awful holler, my names lucia! and ill be on the 1 oclock row boat.
Feb 14 2011 2:38PM
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Arabian.
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lucia...i am lonely. Come cuddle wit meh.
Feb 14 2011 2:41PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 3,016
My mom sent me all this candy in a care package cuz she's awesome.
But then I got baked, came home, ate every bit of it and fell asleep.
Shit.
Feb 14 2011 2:41PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
Single

Feb 14 2011 2:45PM
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Bumblesteeze
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Single.
Feb 14 2011 2:49PM
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Benjo
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.
Feb 14 2011 2:52PM
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CrunkNugget
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all by my lonesome
Feb 14 2011 2:53PM
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RudyGarmisch
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It would be like the Iliad. Hundreds and hundreds of dudes traveling a huge distance so they can fight over an extremely hot chick.
Feb 14 2011 3:13PM
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artfullydodged
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yep :/
Feb 14 2011 3:14PM
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Cincher
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Happened to me.
Feb 14 2011 3:18PM
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no_steeze
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you can almost see her nips
Feb 14 2011 3:19PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
Solution to this:

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Feb 14 2011 3:23PM
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