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Calling Dr. ns (18+ edition)

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DaveM
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long story short: went in no dome, burns when I pee.

odds that I have an STI?
Feb 11 2011 11:32PM
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factory81
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ya

remember the weeds episode where shane gets a yeast infection?

plus if its chlamydia you can take some anti-bacterial (pill, drink?) and it gets rid of it I've read.

hpv/genital warts don't burn from what I understand, and oddly enough my doctor makes it sound like everyone will catch hpv in their life, and all that matters is the girls get this vaccine for it at the right age so they can be immune from getting cancer in their cooter.

This is truth and fact. Because I have taken an STD test and I remember some of the bullshit the doctor was spewing out.


Feb 12 2011 10:53AM
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Mr.Turtle
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ice your dick, just go outside and sit in the snow naked for like an hour and everything will be fine
Feb 12 2011 11:16AM
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Emma_Watson
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This is completely irrelevant to the topic.

Feb 12 2011 11:37AM
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.seb.
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ew
Feb 12 2011 11:45AM
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Rachy
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I'm bothered that you would even wait to ask NS rather than going to the Doctor.....

Unless you got super drunk last night and havent touched a glass of water, there is NO reason it should burn.

Something is wrong. You can go up to 3 months with out showing symptoms. Or you can never show symptoms... so what you have could have been festering for 3 months with out you knowing. Think of the things you have done in the last 3 months...

Now hope that it is a UTI so that you don't have to make any phone calls.
Feb 12 2011 11:46AM
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daskis
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My thoughts exactly hahah... time for some Vagisil buddy.
Feb 12 2011 11:51AM
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LittleFoot
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my aut teacher told me i was very autistic
Feb 12 2011 11:53AM
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blindside
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>implying the word doctor needs to be capitalized
Feb 12 2011 6:41PM
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yuck
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Probably a UTI
Feb 12 2011 6:50PM
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thebeesknees
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i iz not aloud in dis thread. i iz borking the roolz. i iz bamf
Feb 12 2011 6:53PM
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Mr.Turtle
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not a bad deal
Feb 12 2011 7:06PM
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ChucklesNorman.
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Feb 12 2011 7:07PM
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geteducated
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watch the movie 'kids'.
Feb 12 2011 7:10PM
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A.Eberhard
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Feb 12 2011 8:18PM
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wait.what
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Never go into lady town without a rain jacket.
Feb 12 2011 8:28PM
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Moonshine
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Feb 12 2011 8:47PM
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*AMILLZ*
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homeboy u got the clap
Feb 12 2011 8:50PM
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315jibber94
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chylmidia, i knew a girl who got this, burns when pee, soilid symptoms. just take some meds and its gone 
Feb 12 2011 9:22PM
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AWALLRUS.
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you fucking retard
Apr 8 2012 6:26PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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haha you're ridiculous
Apr 8 2012 6:30PM
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802Valley
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Apr 8 2012 6:46PM
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.Roockley.
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yeah, shoulda, shoulda worn a rubba
Apr 8 2012 6:47PM
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Blindsurfer
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haha you suck
Apr 8 2012 6:49PM
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theBearJew
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Apr 8 2012 6:55PM
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cope+
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Inb4 theCLAP?
Apr 8 2012 6:56PM
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Elg
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Apr 8 2012 7:05PM
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JzD.
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Well that sucks
Apr 8 2012 7:13PM
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ski93
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you're either a really poor decision maker or a really good troll. Either way I'm not gunna bite and give you my advice
Apr 8 2012 7:24PM
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yuck
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nobody seems to notice how old this thread is

update?
Apr 8 2012 7:28PM
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ChocolateMilk.
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I'm 17 and i clicked on this thread (Badass status).
Didn't read the first page but wheres TheClap.?
Apr 8 2012 7:29PM
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ski93
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well his last login was 3 days ago so I guess the aids didn't kill him yet
Apr 8 2012 7:31PM
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MNS
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90% of the time a guy has an STI it burns..
Apr 8 2012 7:34PM
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Ski_Alot
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herpderpies
Apr 8 2012 7:38PM
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7-3instacall
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scuse me hun, i don't mean any harm, but disease is something I'm tryna keep my penis free from
Apr 8 2012 7:49PM
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easiestEC
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that was my first thought. but doesn't hurt getting it checked out
Apr 8 2012 7:54PM
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ZGR
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You sir are fucjed
Apr 8 2012 8:05PM
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ZGR
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I hate myself. Whatever. Herpaghonasyphilaids is the case that they gave you
Apr 8 2012 8:06PM
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whipple
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threads for when OP finds out he has gonorrhea
Apr 8 2012 8:32PM
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scratchproteen
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OP - "fuck I have a problem with my dick after having unprotected sex last night"

consults NSG.
Apr 8 2012 8:33PM
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m-tang
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well you tried

Apr 8 2012 8:40PM
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t-roy
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just go to a clinic. if you have chlamydia it is treated easily with a single pill...
Apr 8 2012 8:52PM
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dprice21
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wrong.
Apr 8 2012 9:10PM
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theabortionator
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did your dick fall off yet? Because its going to
Apr 8 2012 9:19PM
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DidrikSterud
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yes
Apr 8 2012 9:34PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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inb4 theclap
Apr 8 2012 9:39PM
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Radio
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Shut up, we know what we're fucking doing
Apr 8 2012 9:43PM
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Bill.Nye
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How the fuck are we supposed to know what kind of car you have?

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Seriously though, go have someone who went to medical school look at your dick.
Apr 8 2012 10:16PM
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Lolocaust.
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Have you tried turning it on and back off again?
Apr 8 2012 10:21PM
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Maximili420
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well if you didnt wake up with a subaru in your drive way odds are you dont have and STI but seriously dont get tested, dont clean your junk and go fuck as many virgins as you can
Apr 8 2012 11:06PM
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specialSAWce
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1 in 110
Apr 8 2012 11:10PM
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