soo we are having employee appreciation here today at work and for lunch my boss had La Mesa delivered to us as a thank you. We all eat and get fat from burritos, tacos, etc. About 15 min. ago I go and find myself a nice stall in the office bathroom. I sit down grab one of our magazines to occupy my mind. The bathroom door opens and someone sits down in the stall next to me. I dont think much of it. A minute goes by and i let one rip. A thunderous cackle of balloon-knot flap resonates through the bathroom and my turd is delivered to its watery grave. I chuckle at the humor in the situation. No more than five seconds later I am startled half off my toilet seat by what can only be described as a thunderclap from the heavens. The whole bathroom shutters and vibrates from shear terror and disbelief. The silence resonates for about 3 more seconds before my boss says, "I sunk your battleshit!" and we both burst out into laughter.
My boss is 6 months older than me