HAHAHA one of the best ideas i've seen on this site in a while
I would love to do it at my resort but i work there and there some of the biggest pricks when it comes to that kinda stuff. Definately gonna be epic when a video drops (which it will).
A little piece of advive i'll give that might make it work, put the par down and rest on it. Pretend to fall asleep while leaning on the bar making it imposible for anyone else to lift it up. As soon as you go around wake up and act all confused, start appologizing etc just sell the lie.
This thread is sure to contain future lols, +K to OP for the magnificent idea