I was at the store today, getting two 2 liter bottles of Fresca. So I see a Express Lane, like most people with hardly any items at least you would think, I go to the lane only to be stuck behind like 3 people with a quite a bit more then 12 items. Then some lady comes behind me and slapped all her items on the belt, takes like half of the belt and the mass of items is like half a foot tall. Whats the point of having an express lane is nobody even uses it as one. It's not that hard of a concept to grasp.
Anybody have similar experiences? It's not like you can say anything cause then you end up looking like an asshole, is there anyway you can seem polite and still tell someone "oh this is a 12 item express lane, can't you read"?
"Not thinking is ignorance,
Over-thinking is Insanity"
Are the internets in short supply again? Damn him for wasting one!
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This looks like the end for young Happy Gilmore.
"When a calendar comes to the end of a cycle, it just rolls over into the next cycle. In our Western society, every year 31 December is followed, not by the End of the World, but by 1 January. So 184.108.40.206.0 in the Mayan calendar will be followed by 0.0.0.0.1 - or good-ol' 22 December 2012, with only a few shopping days left to Christmas." - Excerpt from Dr Karl's "Great Moments in Science".
Really? My supermaket's "12 items or less". But the manager of the store cracks it at people if they have even one extra item and kicks them out of the line.
imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad
Just tell them, I have never been in trouble because of it. I worked at walmart and would kick people out of my line if they had more than 15-20 items. When they complained to a manger he would just say they I have the authority to do that in an express line during a busy time.
Long story short, just ask if you can go ahead since you only have 2 items and wont be more than a minute. if they raise a problem you can ask why they are in an express lane with all those items.
i'm a cashier and we honestly don't give a fuck unless you load all of your items on the cart, are a complete bitch about it and talk on your cellphone the entire time, seriously though don't talk on your cellphone in the line
give me enough money and I'll fuck it
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