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TonKwon
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 54
Me and my girl have been together for a while now, Sex is a common party of the routine, Daily. But i notice that after 20-25 minutes she gets soar on one side, I'm not sure whats wrong so i figured i would throw a post up to see everyone else's opinions/suggestions on this. Anyone have anything that would help this situation?
Feb 4 2011 9:39AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
she wasn't that hot
Feb 4 2011 2:40PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
best post I have seen in quite some time
Feb 4 2011 2:40PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
oh no didn't read that. I just felt bad for the dude's friend
Feb 4 2011 2:46PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
...I didn't call him gay. I said his thrusting is probably off.
Feb 4 2011 8:29PM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
you should prob switch it up. Dont just jack hammer away at her for 20-25 minutes.
Feb 4 2011 8:34PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
this thread was doomed from the get go

you have a curvy boner, deal with it.
Feb 4 2011 8:36PM
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trettzilla
Posts: 931 - Karma: 29
if there is really a 6 to 1 ratio like you say she could just be maxed out? 6 seems a little low though
Feb 4 2011 8:43PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
just try using alot more lube, and a more lubed up condoom and it should be better for her dudde.
Feb 4 2011 8:46PM
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corona
Posts: 12751 - Karma: 32,257
I want to shake your hand. It's nice to see gay people who really don;t give a shit what people think and just tell things as it is.

applause

oh and your dick is for sure curved. try flipping her over every so often so it starts poking the other side.
Feb 4 2011 8:49PM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
welcome to my life.
Feb 4 2011 8:49PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Ignore the rest of garbage in this thread. Lube it up yo~
Feb 4 2011 8:57PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
hahahahaha, this thread just made me think of crookedboner
Feb 4 2011 8:58PM
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jeR.
Posts: 1325 - Karma: 58
maybe its your 'slim' problem
Feb 4 2011 9:03PM
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poluhasuper
Posts: 599 - Karma: 13
a 7 month old girl? wtf man?
Feb 4 2011 9:04PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
double team her to distract her from the pain.
Feb 4 2011 9:12PM
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JaphyRyder
Posts: 1766 - Karma: 113
It sounds weird, but Astroglide makes it feel so much better and helps if she's super tight
Feb 4 2011 9:17PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
probably if not definitely the hottest girl at my college (srs)
Feb 4 2011 9:19PM
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theWIZARD
Posts: 935 - Karma: 76
I saw with someone who had this problem. I think it said that there was something wrong with the nerves and that they were damaged. Idk that
Feb 4 2011 10:31PM
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bryansbryan
Posts: 645 - Karma: 7
maybe you should start fucking her with your dick.
Feb 4 2011 10:36PM
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Diesel12
Posts: 34 - Karma: 28
your threads suck.

fuckin attention whore
Feb 4 2011 10:46PM
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Hamster.
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 26
I was honestly gonna say this. I mean honestly, shes prob just tight on that side and needs to be loosed up. Just a guess tho
Feb 4 2011 10:46PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
its bacause you suck obviously
Feb 4 2011 11:34PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Put her on top so she can find what's comfortable.
Feb 4 2011 11:44PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
oops, a genuine no homo. i must have misinterpreted what you were getting at.
Feb 6 2011 1:57PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
I feel for your lady though..... I'm a small girl so getting sore isn't fun. lube it up son
Feb 6 2011 2:19PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
maybe you should get her wetter
Feb 6 2011 2:21PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7085 - Karma: 50,459
I don't have a penis and I've never had sex, but reading this thread has made me feel pretty shitty about my circumstance.
Feb 6 2011 2:29PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
three balls, no dick?
Feb 6 2011 2:31PM
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