aaron, please stop asking people for sticky mounts, you can buy them at evo, rei, and other places for cheap. and i was lying, you can rodeo better than me
"why are you wearing a man dress? i thought those were for girls?"
-An anonymous five year old who i was teaching to ski asking me about my tall t
"skiing is so masculine that it needs to be counteracted by a touch of femininity."
-the old gaper guy next to the lesson i was teaching in the lift line