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Z-Juice
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Just now I was attempting to put a memory card into the slot on a new mac when I failed and I put it where a cd/dvd goes and I tried to get it out with a toothpick and I pushed it in further and now I can't get it out or feel it so any advice? i tried tilting the computer over.

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Feb 1 2011 11:46PM
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1337
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hahahahaha way to go tiger
Feb 1 2011 11:46PM
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Blurst
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Eat the macbook and when you shit it out you should be good.
Feb 1 2011 11:47PM
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Troy.
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I'm sorry, I'll help in a sec, but I CANNOT stop laughing
Feb 1 2011 11:47PM
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soulskier
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haha, sorry to laugh at your misfortune. gravity would be my first suggestiong, but then i see you already tried that, call up the geek squad
Feb 1 2011 11:48PM
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B-runge
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buahahahaha
Feb 1 2011 11:49PM
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Mr.Fister
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This is what I do when im frustrated.
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Feb 1 2011 11:50PM
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Eastcoastr
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you need to use a really strong magnet.
Feb 1 2011 11:51PM
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Eastcoastr
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you need to use a really strong magnet.
Feb 1 2011 11:51PM
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kootenayklaus
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Congratulations, your computer is now pregnant with memory card babies, you could have just pulled out but NOO, YOU HAD TO FUCKING KEEP IT IN.
Feb 1 2011 11:52PM
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B-runge
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seriously though the obvious answer is to delete file 32
Feb 1 2011 11:52PM
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KrazyistKarl
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its a mac
Feb 1 2011 11:53PM
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pinhead_larry
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NO! that would fuck the shit out of the memory
Feb 1 2011 11:54PM
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Gnarshred
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Feb 1 2011 11:56PM
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Z-Juice
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Now it appears that the memory card has disappeared...
Feb 2 2011 12:04AM
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soulskier
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definitely time to call the professionals
Feb 2 2011 12:05AM
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Panchuk
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Your mac is obviously smart enough to eat the memory card and add more storage to your HD; you have nothing to worry about.
Feb 2 2011 12:12AM
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gnarles.
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well now your really fucked
Feb 2 2011 12:14AM
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Z-Juice
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except for loosing a ton of footage. I think it's really funny but at the same time it really sucks
Feb 2 2011 12:16AM
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butteredpretzel
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Take the strongest magnet you can find and rub it on the bottom of the macbook vigorously for about a minute, It should completely destroy your harddrive.
Feb 2 2011 12:16AM
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db21
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you are my new role model
Feb 2 2011 12:19AM
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californiagrown
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hold it so the drive is facing up. pour water in the drive until the memory card floats up the surface. voile memory card back in hand and a newly cleaned drive!
Feb 2 2011 12:19AM
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Dwarftosser1
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1. Bang head against computer
2. Keep banging
3. card pops out
4. ???????
5.Profit?
Feb 2 2011 12:20AM
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-Mugatu
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Macs get hungry too ya know...


This reminds me of when I was like 10 and put a hockey card in the CD player in my car. It sucked that fucker back like a regular CD. Try clicking the eject button, that saved my mike recchi card!!
Feb 2 2011 12:23AM
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B-runge
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yeah i know
i wasnt trolling the op i was trolling people like you who would call me out

ive never owned a windows computer in my life....
Feb 2 2011 9:13AM
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ROOS.
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have you tried hitting eject?
Feb 2 2011 9:17AM
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TMiller
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WOuldn't a magnet fuck up the memory?
Feb 2 2011 10:05AM
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.AR6rider.
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Nope, not at all. They work best when your computer is underwater though.
Feb 2 2011 10:12AM
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mommy
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hahahahahahaha way to go nigger
Feb 2 2011 11:27AM
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teleak
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Did the faunt get bigger?
Feb 2 2011 11:31AM
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Noss.
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mom he said a bad word...
Feb 2 2011 12:01PM
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gus555
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Feb 2 2011 12:06PM
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derpina
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I just geeked.
Feb 2 2011 12:10PM
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grilledsteezeyo
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Feb 2 2011 12:13PM
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E.C.
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nominated?
Feb 2 2011 12:14PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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wait....is mommy allowed to say that? i mean....it IS mommy...
Feb 2 2011 12:20PM
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ImNotARacist
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I want to replay to a deleted post. Part of the list of things to do.
Feb 2 2011 12:25PM
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Mr.Fister
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hopping on the banned post train the i have never ridden
Feb 2 2011 12:27PM
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Heinzler
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lulz nig*ger he said it
Feb 2 2011 12:30PM
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I_Am_Mod
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this thread is full of win !!

use a nr3 pozidrive screwdriver to pry the cd slot open so your fist fits inside, then retrieve card and ducttape it back into place !
Feb 2 2011 1:09PM
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Tall_Paul
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Pour some water into it an drown the memory card out, then put your Mac in some rice and left it dry for a week an youll be good!!
Feb 2 2011 1:34PM
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mommy
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you only get banned for making fun of dog deaths on this site
Feb 2 2011 1:48PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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oh, carry on....
Feb 2 2011 10:02PM
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Deezy
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oh lol... i never use the CD drive anyway so you can go to geek squad..
or coat hanger... but u might fuck shit up in there
Feb 2 2011 10:07PM
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poluhasuper
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yeah ppl have silly priorities on this site,


anyway open up ur computer and get it out i guess, lol ur a silly
Feb 2 2011 10:10PM
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Dosh
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no one is going to ban mommy. as far as i am concerned, he can say whatever he wants. mannn i wish i was a mod!
Feb 2 2011 10:11PM
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SkiThe603
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HAHAHAHAH YOUR A RETARD
Feb 2 2011 10:13PM
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Skittle.
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wow.
Feb 2 2011 10:21PM
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ORDEAL
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This thread is lulz
Feb 2 2011 10:26PM
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kootenayklaus
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page two just to emphasize how much of an idiot you are.
Feb 2 2011 10:27PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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pg 2 /claim

trade for pc, delete system 32. hurry!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 2 2011 10:27PM
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