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Stupid games in school

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come_at_me_bro
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You guys got any stupid little games to do in school wih a buddy or whatever when the classes are ridiculously fucking boring!?

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Feb 1 2011 9:35PM
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Dwarftosser1
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buttsecks









but seriously, Bloody knuckles?
Feb 1 2011 9:36PM
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No_Dub
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freeze tag? always a legit reason to be late
Feb 1 2011 9:37PM
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nightscraper
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snap pass. you pretend to throw something and snap as you would release, your buddy then snaps as he catches it. Get the whole class involved for communal enjoyment
Feb 1 2011 9:38PM
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infuser
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ninja!!!!

you probably already know how to play that so i wont explain

Feb 1 2011 9:43PM
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pimpcat
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Play some gameboy.  Those get you through college too.

Feb 1 2011 9:45PM
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come_at_me_bro
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i know a form of ninja that you defenitely cant do in school haha.. how do you play yours
Feb 1 2011 9:45PM
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BEARS.
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just throw shit at each other when no ones looking.
Feb 1 2011 9:50PM
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Moo
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paper ninja star wars!
i put tacks in mine(:
Feb 1 2011 9:54PM
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bustinthejus
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Hahaha I remember playing something similar with friends in grade 8... Had so many people playing... God my teacher fucking sucked that year.
Feb 1 2011 9:55PM
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idskithat
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the acid game, take a couple tabs of acid before school, within an hour class should be alot more exciting
Feb 1 2011 9:56PM
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infuser
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FOp9JJPH5A&feature=related

idk how to embed but this is a pretty good tutorial of our ninja haha

Feb 1 2011 10:08PM
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thesheik
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the pain game...it is incredibly complicated and difficult to explain via the interwebz, but it's predicated upon the throwing up of hand gestures and subsequent smacking of classmates based on said gestures. it's great fun.
Feb 1 2011 10:09PM
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ORDEAL
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Thisthisthisthis
Feb 1 2011 10:11PM
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infuser
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and this isnt us btw in case you were wondering
Feb 1 2011 10:12PM
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paige.
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i vote for this one as well. got me through some really boring band classes
Feb 1 2011 10:15PM
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deleted5
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http://www.addictinggames.com/dontshootthepuppy.html hard not to get caught
Feb 1 2011 10:23PM
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cubber
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in our classrooms we had clocks that kept stopping all the time, so everyone would wait for it to stop and chuck pencils and stuff at the clock, teachers would get wild
Feb 1 2011 10:23PM
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Dan.P
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anyone used to play the penis game back in the day?

You pretty much just have to say penis louder than the person before you without the teacher hearing
Feb 1 2011 10:34PM
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TechnoPotamus
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we would expand it to phrases such as, "GAY ANAL BUTT SEX"

if you could yell it without laughing, and without getting heard...well you pretty much won because when you're 15 or 16 that shit is hilarious
Feb 1 2011 10:45PM
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sndyrvr
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Get everyone in the ckass to move their desk forward a couple inches every few minutes. by the end of class everyone should be crowded around the teacher.
Feb 1 2011 10:46PM
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thesheik
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wait, you play a version of the pain game as well? my friends and i just came up with this HOW DO YOU PLAY?
Feb 2 2011 10:18AM
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belden...
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Just get your all your friends to try and bring in the biggest thing possible.
Feb 2 2011 10:42AM
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PON3
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straight thuggin
Feb 2 2011 10:43AM
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Inbred_Redneck
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Bird game or the blowdart game. Both are pretty funny.
Feb 2 2011 11:03AM
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tall_t
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we still play this. my friend tells me a funny story (usually about pee, poop, farts, private parts, etc) and whoever laughs loses.
Feb 2 2011 12:22PM
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I_Am_Mod
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seriously, this + try to keep a pokerface !

everything is 10x funnier when you're not allowed to smile or laugh !
Feb 2 2011 1:49PM
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arneson
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if your on the computers and you cant go on normal games like addictinggames.com you can go to www.hypergurl.com/onlinegames/fmxteam-motocrossgame.shtml
Feb 2 2011 1:59PM
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ripcity
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Back in high school a group of us used to play fantasy nerd in our math classes. It works similar to fantasy football in that each person playing drafts a nerd from the class to keep track of for however long you decide to play, we did it for a semester. You have to pay attention to your nerd during the whole class and you will in turn not learn anything, but thats fine cause no one likes math anyways. Its been awhile but our rules went something like this, you can make your own of course:

Your nerd answers a question correctly: +5
wrong answer: -5
your nerd falls asleep in class: -3
your nerd misses class entirely: -10
your nerd laughs at the teachers stupid joke: +5
your nerd gets in trouble for talking: -5 (I don't think this ever happened)

On the days tests are handed back everyone playing must figure out their nerds test score, this can be done by simply asking if you talk to them or more sketch like by peeking over their shoulder. Usually they do well and are happy to brag about their scores

100% on test: +20
every point below 100: -1
every point above 100: +1
If you beat your nerd on the test: -50 (this definitely never happened)

We collected 5 bucks from everyone and then at the end of the semester the winner takes all. The more rules the better but be careful because you will be having so much fun in class your teacher will know something is up. ENJOY!

Feb 2 2011 3:12PM
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LS.
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why not the traditional 4-square during morning recess
Feb 2 2011 3:59PM
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rigzz
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DUDE this game is fuckin awesome.

Our game every possible way to distract the teacher without him knowing it's you who did.
Feb 2 2011 4:09PM
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ripcity
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hah yeah it was a blast for sure, we kinda took it to an extreme and made fake baseball cards for each nerd that listed their stats, strengths and weaknesses. Which looking back on is fucking ridiculous that we put so much time and effort into it, but it was high school and we did everything in our power to avoid doing actual assigned work.
Feb 2 2011 4:44PM
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yamahabdv
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In one of my classes my teacher always said "ok huh". So everytime he said it we took a shot of whiskey, vodka, or whatever we brought to the class that day. Obviously the acl was stored in nalgene bottles. so after class we would be hammered and the only bad part i was on crutches at the time.
Feb 2 2011 4:54PM
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.jersey
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if you have a computer play solitaire. thats about 75% of my highschool career.

But if you hate the teacher:

every time they turn around to write on the board move your chairs up a little.

Switch names for the day wit your friend.

have 4 people do that clicking sound you do with your tongue. The people all have to be in the 4 corners of the room so the teacher has no clue

trips to the bathroom during class when you just walk around

just be an asshole haha
Feb 2 2011 5:07PM
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CaptainKirk
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This..

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Feb 2 2011 5:11PM
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PON3
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yesss!!!!!!!!
Feb 3 2011 12:47AM
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Master_Debater
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i grab like 6-7 golf pencils from a teacher and take out the tech deck and make a course.
Feb 3 2011 12:49AM
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MothaHucker
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make a tally mark every day on your teachers lesson plan, clip board, whatever they look at on a regualr basis, and see how many u can get before they start to notice.

or see how much you can piss your teacher off without getting a detention. in my band class we put an open condom on a clip board that he sent around the room. no consequence.

Feb 3 2011 1:01AM
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Inbred_Redneck
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Bird game.

One person puts their hands up and does the backwords glasses thing with their fingers. If someone looks you in the eye, then they have to drop whatever theyre doing and lay on the floor for 5 seconds. However the bird can be blocked if you do a finger monacle over one eye.



Blow dart game.

One person blows through their fist like shooting a blowdart. If the person who you aim at sees it, then they have to lay on the floor until someone touches them on the neck.


Both of these games got insanely out of control at our school. We had kids laying in the halls after class got out and kids just laying down in class.

Teachers were befuddled and then got pissed.
Feb 3 2011 1:09AM
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theabortionator
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That's the worst idea ever. Unless I planned on bailing out for a day trip relatively soon.
Feb 3 2011 1:24AM
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swan3609
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THIS!!
Except we would just Freeze for the blow dart game.. it was the best when you got them with the glasses so they layed down and then blow darted them so they were frozen on the ground.. We did have to make a Girlfriend clause because the Girlfriends would always be the ones that unfroze people. 
Feb 3 2011 2:59AM
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E.F.M.
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this game was the shit
pretty much made my grad year
Feb 3 2011 3:04AM
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encludemeout
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this thread is depressing because now i'm in college and can't play fun games anymore. well, i tried to have fun first semester.

now i'm academic probabtion
Feb 3 2011 8:47AM
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Shewlur...
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snake
Feb 3 2011 9:07AM
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.Ian.
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That sounds like the funnest game ever! I wanna try that now.... to bad i'm homeschooled. :/
Feb 3 2011 9:21AM
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jfxphoto
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hahah ninja!
Feb 3 2011 11:24AM
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tall_t
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yeah. gets you through boring stuff
Feb 3 2011 11:29AM
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pomme-de-terre
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i know how you feel.


you can still play games with campus PD though.
Feb 3 2011 12:03PM
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Moo
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whoever can shoot the most pencils, paperclips, tacks etc. in the ceiling without getting caught.
my record is 3 pencils
8 paper clips
1 tack in one 50min. period
Feb 9 2011 1:48AM
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PeterWojnar
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2 Ball

Stand in a circle. Throw the balls around- as soon as you catch, you throw. One person starts it with both balls (they're tennis balls) and starts the game. You drop the ball, you lose a life. He who lost said life starts next. When you lose all your lives, you're out, and he who threw to kill you starts it.

Play until there's one person standing.

Rules:
-Can't throw to your neighbors until there are only 4 players left
-Must throw underhand
-If you're throwing both balls to one person, they must be thrown with one hand.


We also play with frisbees sometimes, it gets intense. Stand way far apart for that one.



Ninja- already described, but don't do it like they did in the video- it was way slow. Fast paced. Everyone starts with their hands clasped together, on a count of "One, two, three, NINJA!" everyone jumps back into a pose. One person starts it, turns move clockwise. When attacking, you may jump, leap, fly, whatever, but it must be one move. When "defending" you may move only when they're attacking— premature defending makes you go back to the position you were in beforehand. When defending, you can not move your feet, they must stay planted, but you can move everything else.

It gets intense when teachers get involved; one of mine did a cartwheel-slap, another full on dove across the room, slapped two people, and hit the deck. Hitting the ground is fine, you're still in the game. You can get multiple slaps in one turn if you're good, it's legit.
Feb 9 2011 2:42AM
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Bungholio
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football on the table with a quarter baby
Feb 9 2011 2:44AM
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