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Accidental brutal honesty by Winter X announcer

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J.D.
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Just watching Snowboard pipe finals and felt I should start a thread because this quote should live on in infamy:

"If you want to be stylish, save it for your video part. This is XGames."
Jan 30 2011 9:21PM
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HitTheJim
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Let's not forget Mono Skier X. Those are THE ballsiest dudes at the X Games, so much respect for them. That's the only reason I ever get excited for winter X.
Jan 30 2011 10:19PM
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DGiurk
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i feel like the judging in x games just gets better and better every year

Jan 30 2011 10:20PM
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Shenanigans
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Jan 30 2011 10:25PM
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OnePlank
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saw that for the first time. mad respect for those guys. god damn they take bad spills
Jan 30 2011 10:29PM
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NWPA
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yeah that japanese dude got screwed. Did anybody else notice the kids asking shaun white for his goggles and him ignore them? haha
Jan 30 2011 10:30PM
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shredstar
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I thought the ski half pipe was exciting to watch cause it came down to the final run on who was gonna win

but overall... x games were a huckfest.

Jan 30 2011 10:44PM
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john.stossel
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yeah he reminded me of the dude in amped 2
Jan 30 2011 10:47PM
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zagfan5
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so womens skiing with sick grabs...?


Jan 30 2011 10:48PM
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zagfan5
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its kids like you that make me hate newschoolers....



Jan 30 2011 10:52PM
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RudyGarmisch
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If you asked me for my goggles I'd ignore you too, shits mine, not yours.
Jan 30 2011 10:54PM
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Casey
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I honestly don't think it was ever a serious competition. I'm a cynical person, but its hard for me not to notice when the backstories and profiles of their "favorite" (marketable) atheletes is reflected in the judging on a pretty regular basis. I still watch it because its cool to see what everyone is throwing down, but you can't really expect it to be about the atheletes.
Jan 30 2011 10:54PM
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DGiurk
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but it SHOULD be about the athletes...
Jan 30 2011 10:58PM
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j.saaaarela
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which is pretty much dew tour. but even that will probably become a media shitshow in the future. I can only really see events like JOSS really focusing so much on style and the people in it, and not on celebrity... but i would be the last one to ask about big time contests
Jan 30 2011 11:05PM
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zagfan5
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there were a lot of dope runs that went down besides phil and henrik. dont be so closed minded good sir.
Jan 30 2011 11:08PM
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pdxplanker
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good lord, talk about 30 minutes of sucking on shawn white's ballsack. seriously espn, you can stop gargling now. kazu got straight fucked over, same with lago, and poor vito has to pull the most ridiculous shit a midget has ever done on a board just to get bronze...his first xgames medal. vito has a track record of getting f'd over in this comp, so its no real surprise there i guess.

damn this xgames sucked total ass. im not sure if i've ever been so bored with a comp before, hardly any innovative stuff, all spin to win. you'll win if you can spin seventybillion times, no matter how ugly you look while doing it.
Jan 30 2011 11:13PM
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DGiurk
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idk dew tour has potential...as long as they dont hire sal....but only skiers can really tell what the difficulty of tricks is idk who the judges are but they clearly don't know what trick is harder...just like sal doesn't know what a cork is. the judges just want to see who can twirl themselves around the most times. and over the years i have asked myself in slope style why is it the only thing that really seams to count are the jumps? if they only count the jumps why bother wasting time and effort on the rails? as x games gets bigger it will become more corrupt and thats the sad truth. but it's still sick to watch even if the people that don't deserve to win, win, since there always is progression at x. even when the jumps aren't big enough.
Jan 30 2011 11:14PM
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Blake.P
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Especially because they are the new Oakley ones that aren't available to the public. Maybe if they were aframes or something, but Oakley can't let their new product out to the public yet
Jan 30 2011 11:15PM
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WaterBottle
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yeah but you are you, Shaun White is THE shaun white, imagine what it would have done for his multi-million dollar image and for all the companies that sponsor him, if he just gave them a pair of goggles which he probably has a case of at home
Jan 30 2011 11:17PM
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j.saaaarela
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the sad truth
Jan 30 2011 11:19PM
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DGiurk
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i hope you realize that when your sponsored you dont get "cases" of next years shit let alone this years shit
Jan 30 2011 11:20PM
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GILLSKI
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honestly the only cool thing this year was the backie with the moore bros
Jan 30 2011 11:22PM
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541
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X Games totally sucks.....The majority of skiiers HATE it, they only do it because their sponsers make them and because the money....not contest has a bigger pay out then xgames.
Jan 30 2011 11:30PM
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ReetsAdeets
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You're not Sean White

Jan 30 2011 11:30PM
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Static
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oh yea god forbid next years goggles fall into the hands of some little kid
Jan 31 2011 12:57AM
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TORVINEN
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Dollo had the illest run of the day hands downn. B's run woulda been sick if he wouldve stomped his shit.
Jan 31 2011 1:08AM
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klayer_9
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During the women's snoabaording pipe the announcer siad "there is rumor of a possible 1080!" he said it in the most demeaning tone. I lold.
Jan 31 2011 1:15AM
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jack+
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googles aren't shit... and you'd never be in that position so dont worry about it
Jan 31 2011 1:22AM
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snomaster
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first of all, you've been a member since 09, not much longer than ANYBODY. second, it was hard to understand you with those nuts in your mouth.

there were plenty of highlights: hatveit's octo grabs, slews of right side doubles, schlopy taking landings dEEp, sammy and his 'amped on life' slope-destruction, jossi looking like he never left the ground, and I didn't even watch pipe yet. bobby skied through pain to give it all he had, and mixed up his grabs too. the level of skiing at this X was higher than ever before, once again. They just need bigger jumps 'cause our pros can smooth shit out way more.

also, for the record, henriks blunt 14 wasn't that clean. take xgames for what's it worth. turn off the sound and crank your own beats if you don't like listening to their announcers.

Plus I agree with Kier [and] KP. You have to have the big tricks, stomp your landings, and flash your grabs to place well. There's room for style in every event, but you gotta have more than that to take home the hardware.
Jan 31 2011 10:04AM
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Justo8484
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so basically all you need to do to win xgames is wear the most hideous outfit anyone outside of a city gutter has ever seen, have red hair, and not have the decency to take your damn bandana off when you're being interviewed on national television? shawn white had three clean tricks in his winning run, and two of them were basically the same trick. he scrubbed the landing on the last flaily mctwist thing or whatever by about 90°, and he had a straight air. can you imagine the uproar and the comments from the announcers if somebody on skis did a straight air during their pipe run and won? kazu got ripped off. he consistently aired high, grabbed longer, and landed better. i've never gotten so worked up over watching tv before as i did at the ridiculousness that happened last night.
Jan 31 2011 10:53AM
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D-40
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At this point, it shouldn't surprise you that was said. I don't even fault the announcers, it is what it is.  X-Games have been a huckfest for the last 15 years.  Seriously, I don't remember one winner who wasn't hucking their shit out of control.
Jan 31 2011 10:58AM
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emilyskis
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the announcers were ridiculous.
I was close to muting the tv.
Jan 31 2011 11:03AM
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BrewskiJr
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Kazu is the fuckin man.

Check out his bit in the movie Paradox (great movie btw). He goes hhuugggeeee.
Jan 31 2011 11:03AM
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Nurgle
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I enjoyed the xgames...

Dont really agree with it on a whole, but it gets skiing out there even more, shows how badass it is, and helps the pros get paid.
Jan 31 2011 11:13AM
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Brenone
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Yes.
Actually all of the X-Games posts has made me explore parts of NS that I havent clicked on in a while.
Jan 31 2011 11:20AM
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skodeo7
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Quit your bitching, it was badass. He won. End of story.
Jan 31 2011 11:31AM
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Mr_pretzel
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This.

Plus you do a 180 and then 3 backflips. That shits way hard.
Jan 31 2011 11:41AM
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nick_GAPER
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That guy is retarded, Duncan Adams got 4th in pipe not spinning over a seven!
Jan 31 2011 12:23PM
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eldridge
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it was Sal, and i was still recovering from the SEB TOUTS everytime he opened his mouth....
Jan 31 2011 12:24PM
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