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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
jamie perrie... or mike wilson.. which one has more scrote!


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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust
Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
Jun 21 2004 2:24PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
jamie pierre is just an idiot, I hope he dies.


'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
Jun 21 2004 2:26PM
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thehellmuth
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 10
oliver mertins...

-imotionski
-Enom headwear
-first chair at KT every pow day
Jun 21 2004 2:27PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
man phrosty i did not know that men can get pms


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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust
Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
Jun 21 2004 2:30PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
wilson, then morrison



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Jun 21 2004 2:32PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
that dog on van wilder




Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it
Jun 21 2004 2:38PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
did you just find that out about yourself?


'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
Jun 21 2004 2:38PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
id think a veteren like you could make up a better comback attaxk.. you losing your touch....


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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust
Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
Jun 21 2004 2:45PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
yea, it's fading, I'm getting old.


'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
Jun 21 2004 2:47PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
yes, i was actually a bit disappointed in the comeback




Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it
Jun 21 2004 2:47PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
same here.





To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jun 21 2004 3:35PM
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depierre
Posts: 1087 - Karma: 6
pierre
Jun 21 2004 3:35PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
damn, so much pressure, it's been weighing on me, maybee I'll just get myself banned again.


'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
Jun 21 2004 3:36PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
hahaha do it!!! anyway pierre does have more balls, but mike is gonna die earlier than pierre, cause hes going to try a 220ft. gap.





To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jun 21 2004 3:38PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
ok, well fuck you, you donkey-punching ass-ball. youre comebacks are more worthless than a bunch of nuns in a brothel. i hope your boyfriend gets aids. thats right phrosty... what now.
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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
Jun 21 2004 3:39PM
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Geoffrey
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'more worthless than a bunch of nuns in a brothel'...... haha priceless


'HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO RELAX WHEN I MAN IS GONNA STICK HIS TWO FINGERS IN MY ASSHOLE'
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Jun 21 2004 3:56PM
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the_lone_cannoneer
Posts: 252 - Karma: 32
pierre has got more balls than the fuckin' celtics locker room, thats saying something



I've been steezed out since cubscouts
Jun 21 2004 4:06PM
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HoodNative
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 16
hahahahahahah^^^ yeah peirre fer sure, more people have died from what he does


Things are looking pretty damn sweet http://homepage2.nifty.com/lineskiboard/
Jun 21 2004 4:35PM
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forfun
Posts: 4916 - Karma: 66
AC/DC does!
Windells Session 4
Jun 21 2004 4:37PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
I watched some segment on like discovery channel that said Extreme skiers like cliff dropping and huge vert runs have an average life expectancy of 5 years from the beginning of their career! WHat do you think? True?




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Jun 21 2004 5:15PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i think people are pretty fuckin ignant and they should all go drive their suburbans with sideimpact airbags and 40 different kinds of insurance off a fuckin cliff... safety conscious assholes.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
Jun 21 2004 5:23PM
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5blunt
Posts: 387 - Karma: 14
mike wilson
Jun 21 2004 5:24PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
i still love u phrosty



i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
Jun 21 2004 6:00PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
Hoodratz it is anatomically possible for men to get PMS, they start to bleed, get cramps, and pissy but its very rare, theres only a few cases of it. I wouldnt know why it happens though, not like they got ovarys (sp?) if they have a cock.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Jun 21 2004 6:02PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
damn, phrosty didnt take the bait... thats gay
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
Jun 21 2004 6:20PM
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Switchin_Dirty
Posts: 2012 - Karma: 107
jamie pierre

mike wilson hasn't done much

jamie hit the 185 footer or whatever and pyramid with a snowboard
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Jun 21 2004 6:33PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
sorry ive never see jamie pierres or mike wilsons balls
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Jun 21 2004 6:35PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
hahah... so i suppose the real question is... which ones are saltier?
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
i was having the wildest sex of my life with Josh (Crystal-needs-a-park). and he kept shouting out 'NEWWWWWWWWWSCHOOOOLERS.COMMMM!!!'. it was kinda scary. but i came here none the less. - SamCaylor
Jun 21 2004 6:35PM
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R.Fahey
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Actually, this guy has the biggest balls. ughh,
https://newschoolers.com/PHP/Videos/LoadVideo.php4?vid_id=10265




CUSTOM hats and headbands for sale. Earflaps, strings, visors, lil pom pom thingers, borders. PM me.
Jun 21 2004 6:37PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
^woaaaaaaaaah... what the fuck
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
Jun 21 2004 6:48PM
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R.Fahey
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 539
^ yeah crystal.. thats what i though. pretty sick eh? i almost puked.


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Jun 21 2004 6:49PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
Ya I can see how mike wilsons life will come to a short end or that he could end up in a wheelchair cause the shit he boosts off has no room for error.
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^^ya i was talking to defy and they might hook me up with a t-shirt and some condoms. -Lj5

here's the list of ways to spell 'sponsorship'

sponership
sponsership
sponcership
sponsorschip
spencership
spannnncership
spoooooonsorship
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Jun 21 2004 6:51PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
haha the only part of that guys shirt u can read in the begining is wang
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Jun 21 2004 6:53PM
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fdsa
Posts: 686 - Karma: 19
Hum. I think I'll file this one with
'Which skier is the most ghetto/steezy/stylie/badass/gangsta/ballzy/cool/strange/'




'It's the skills, not the bills.' Some random NS member who obviously has things much more figured out than most.
Jun 21 2004 6:54PM
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the_lone_cannoneer
Posts: 252 - Karma: 32
thats not the question^



I've been steezed out since cubscouts
Jun 21 2004 9:18PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
whoa what a post

ok
Jun 21 2004 9:22PM
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winterparksuks
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pierre







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dont run from mountain lions
Jun 21 2004 9:27PM
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Trash
Posts: 682 - Karma: 10


Girl, you know its true.

'yup you're right' - strode420
Jun 21 2004 9:36PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
^ my friend has one of those soccer balls..its fuckin awesome..we played 6v6 games its the nuts
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7



'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
Jun 21 2004 9:39PM
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vantownloc
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 12
that clip is amazing. imagine what comes outta those when he gets excited.
Jun 21 2004 9:41PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
Posts: 2023 - Karma: 8
Hibbert?
Pierre
Wilson
Candide

Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?
A screwdriver turns in screws, and bill clinton screws interns.
Jun 21 2004 11:01PM
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R.Fahey
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^ Fuckeneh to that. Hibbert has gotta be up there. and Morrison, and McGovern. he is insane.


CUSTOM hats and headbands for sale. Earflaps, strings, visors, lil pom pom thingers, borders. PM me.
Jun 21 2004 11:16PM
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BooKitty911
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Yea, I gotta go with Hibbert too - he pushes it.
Jun 22 2004 9:26AM
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pat-rickdaigle
Posts: 8556 - Karma: 1,020
wilson



I am a skier.
Jun 22 2004 9:46AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
either wilson, morrison, hibbert, mcgovern, or pierre
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you ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill...on weed? oh thats some crazy shit man...there's a dude in the bushes! has he got a gun? i dunno! RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO
Jun 22 2004 9:55AM
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freezeskier540
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 10
post sick pics of pierre but morrison has got to be up there


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keep hiking young grasshopper
Jun 22 2004 10:05AM
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skiierman
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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jun 22 2004 11:35AM
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brody
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McConkey?
Jun 22 2004 11:53AM
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genericname
Posts: 808 - Karma: 10
i heard he is a eunuch

Ya Jamican Me Crazy
Jun 22 2004 11:56AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
shit.. yeah..... pain mcshlonky.... hes downright dope


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Matty Jeronimo: maybe he will give us magic fairy dust
Matty Jeronimo: skiing fairy dust of course
Jun 22 2004 12:44PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
When the word 'balls' is mentioned these skiers come to mind. Simon Dumont, Candide thovex, Seth Morrison, Mike Wilson, Jamie Pierre
Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.
Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma
Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.



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