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Girl skiers!

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Has anybody else noticed that having a girlfriend and being a skier doesnt really work if she doesnt ski?  Wellll the sollution is having more girl skiers!  Step 1:get a girl  Step 2:Take her skiing  Step 3:Release her from your heart like a monkey into the wild.  boom done

Jan 25 2011 10:46PM
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Out2Pasture
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Never had a problem I just go skiing when I want to and if she don't like it I get a new one.
Jan 25 2011 10:48PM
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deleted5
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there were like 12 girls skiing park in breck today all of them hot just go to breck with an A game problem solved
Jan 25 2011 10:52PM
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and I live in Washington at Stevens pass and I saw maybe 2 or 3 park skiers that were girls in the last month...
Jan 25 2011 10:53PM
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Craig114
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This is a great idea. Every guy on NS needs to step up to the plate and follow this plan.
Jan 25 2011 11:39PM
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TMiller
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Just go to the solid 7 thread, find one you like, skype her or whatever and then turn her into a skier bam
Jan 25 2011 11:41PM
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.nasty
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my girlfriend skis park better than me and wears a saga bluesteal jacket. uhhhh son!
Jan 26 2011 3:27AM
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-ShredTheGnar-
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I like keeping it seperate, S

ski bunny gf is way better. She waits in the bar for you, thus getting a cold beer as soon as you finish shredding with ya buddies.


Jan 26 2011 5:49AM
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Rachy
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Out of me and my female friends here...

Me =single
skier dating snowboarder
skier = single
snowboarder dating snowboarder
skier = single


I prefer, "hi, my name is ...., what are you doing when you get off the mountain? would you like to grab a drink."

This works far better than, "Your hot! Wait, watch me do a double cork."



..... you guys have some work to do.
Jan 26 2011 8:57AM
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-ShredTheGnar-
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See thanks for proving my ski bunny point
Jan 26 2011 9:02AM
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Rachy
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I don't think i proved it. Pretty much every guy i've dated in the last 10 years has been a snowboarder.. I'm definitely not one to sit at the bar all day, but I'll meet you there after a hard day of skiing. You can keep them separate with out needing to find a girl that will s the d at the bar just cause you can do a back flip.
Jan 26 2011 9:16AM
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Sheltron3030
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so many more than there was 5 years ago, or even last year, slowly but surely, we will come!
Jan 26 2011 10:49AM
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little_ey
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but it was guaranteed that backflips get you from lame to laid....
Jan 26 2011 11:53AM
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hoodratz47
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i got a girl she snowboards.. and she can keep up.... which says alot cause i haul ass...
Jan 26 2011 12:25PM
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durmz
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Im glad my girlfriend is A bad skier, otherwise ide have to spend all day on the hill with her, nice to get aways
Jan 26 2011 12:35PM
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PON3
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hmm i need to put this plan to work when i move out to colorado
Jan 26 2011 12:35PM
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deleted5
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we should go skiing sometime (wink wink)
Jan 26 2011 2:34PM
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Toasty.
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dude there are like 2 snowboard chicks that shread park and are solid 10's i think. try to find those girls.
Jan 26 2011 3:17PM
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cheath09
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me to my (ex) girlfriend of 2 years: Hey, do you want to move out west with me...the skiing is dope out there

her: not really

me: fuck it, I'm going anyways

I bet if she was a skier she would have said yes...or maybe she just though I was ugly :(
Jan 26 2011 3:51PM
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SKIERS
Jan 26 2011 8:35PM
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and I know I have seen many very HOT boarders, but all of them think "their hot shit"
Jan 26 2011 8:36PM
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PJS.
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lol nice icon derek! and i was texting a girl about a year ago that i was interested in, and i asked her if she skied...
she said no
i said
oh. i gtg cya
i dont wanna sit in the lodge with my cold gf, skiing gfs ftw!
Jan 26 2011 8:39PM
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thats funny cus I'm texting a fucking amazing girl skier right now :D

Jan 26 2011 8:41PM
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PJS.
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morgan?
Jan 26 2011 8:42PM
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yup
Jan 26 2011 8:43PM
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PJS.
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slide that rail man
Jan 26 2011 8:45PM
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haha YES
Jan 26 2011 8:46PM
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