"How is that hilarious?! You know what 'hilarious' means?! Hilarious means so funny, that you almost went insane when you heard that! It's so funny, that it ruined your life. You're homeless now, because you can't cope or reason anymore...because that 'hilarious' thing just shattered your mind. And three months later you got shit and leaves in your hair, you're drenched in pee in the gutter. That's how funny 'hilarious' is."
Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
"What's the point in being an outlaw if you've got responsibilities?"
"Keep this in mind kids, poop is your friend, but can also be your worst enemy." -Alpentalik