Everyone always says that my mom is a big milf. I fucking hate my best friend who tells me that my mom is good in bed. So one time I decided to see if what he said was really "just a joke."
I ended up having sex with my mom to see. Wait: I am a mother-fucking man, as in a man who fucks mothers!!
...What the fuck?
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.