Cool story bro

so i know that by the time you read this you are going to say the title of this thread, but its just something i need to get out there.

So last night went to my friends house. parents out of town so we were drinking playing pong blah blah blah. as most of you know 6 cup pong and the rules that come along with it. one of the rules being the titty cup (hit the middle row of cups and nothing else). so me and my friend get on the table and we are up against my friend and this other girl who we have been friends with for a while but never hung out with until last night. right away we know that a titty cup > a win.

long story short, we got the titty cups. in three fucking games. me and my friend are pumped because this girl had some BATS (big ass tits) and rules are fucking rules. first game she was like uhhhhhhhhh idk about that, so we were like whatever, let it slide and went on to the next game. got it again and she showed us her bra (i remember 7th grade). got it a fucking third time and now im like oh come on it just has to happen. STILL NO FUCKING TITS. except for one time, where she almost showed us, BUT DIDNT.

so i come to you ns in a really bored state of mind, to ventilate my anger and the lack of titties shown that night. Has this ever happened to anyone before? titty cup, naked lap and the loser just doesnt come through?










Sparknotes = made titty cup 3 times in pong, no tits. COOL. STORY. BRO.