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I have the Cold/Flu! 2011 Thread

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Emma_Watson
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Who feels like shit on the floor?
Jan 17 2011 5:42PM
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Iget
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me :(
Jan 17 2011 5:49PM
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matthew.
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me :( feels like someone is trying to push my eyes out of my head from the inside :(
Jan 17 2011 6:05PM
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smltownjibba
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This^
Jan 17 2011 6:08PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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I got a phlegm bonanza going on in my throat. Got the chills and the hots. Got me a headache. I feel like poopy.
Jan 17 2011 6:35PM
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Emma_Watson
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that was me all last night. fuck the flu.
Jan 17 2011 6:35PM
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JamesR
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Protip for people with sore throats: fisherman's friend lozenges
Jan 17 2011 6:39PM
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skiblandford
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also tea and honey works right, never done it myself but i heard that shit works. i too have a cold and seem to have one all winter long dunno y
Jan 17 2011 7:23PM
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Emma_Watson
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Tea and Honey is a win.
Anyone know any other lifehackz to kill the cold? Dayquil sucks.
Jan 18 2011 3:48PM
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dex.
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me and everyone i know. zomie apocalypse 2011???
Jan 18 2011 3:52PM
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No_Dub
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last night i had on 3 comforters and i couldnt stop shivering then i wake up and cant stop sweating... im so fucked, cant breath more that 25% capacity or else i go into a coughing fit :(


watched tons of southpark tho http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/
Jan 18 2011 3:54PM
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iThinkiSki
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Not me
Jan 18 2011 4:30PM
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Emma_Watson
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same thing happened to me every other hour.. Wake up either freezing or sweating..
And I thought i was the only one missing out on skiing. :P
Jan 18 2011 4:32PM
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MothaHucker
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FUCK stomach flu! Some asshat on my cross country team decided to go on the team retreat along with 70 other kids despite of the fact that he had the flu. Now me AND my brother and probably dozens of other kids who attended the retreat, are stuck simultaneously throwing up and having diarrheia on the floor, while sharing the bathroom with a sibling, and every time i go to wipe it burns like hell because the insides of my ass cheeks are chafed to the point where they resemblet
Aug 26 2011 1:03AM
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MothaHucker
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Fuck ns mobile and fuck the flu. Im out
Aug 26 2011 1:04AM
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CousinEddie
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I was hallucinating from my fever last night. After watching Trains, Planes, and Automobiles before bed, I woke up in the night as a train track. Later, I became a VW Beetle factory.
Dec 27 2011 10:26PM
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michelle
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This sucks so bad. I'm sick as well. My throat is so swollen and dry it felt like I smoked 20 packs of cigarettes straight to my face last night. I'm doing everything I can to get better, but I keep getting this feeling of a fever coming on.
Dec 27 2011 10:29PM
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JSiegel
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sick right here. 5 days deep, on the upswing!
Dec 27 2011 10:38PM
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.SG
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started feeling shitty last night and when i woke up this morning my nose was stuffy and my eyes are all puffy. i look like i've been crying for a week straight. happy holidays i guess.
Dec 28 2011 9:16AM
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CousinEddie
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PNEUMONIA BITCHES!
Jan 2 2012 1:47PM
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Ryley*
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I remember having one on nov 26 when i went to banff and having to ski the next day it sucked so bad.
Jan 2 2012 1:52PM
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Lemuel
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I woke up yesterday morning with the Flu. Woopy 2012......
Jan 2 2012 2:03PM
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crab_pretzel
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i had a chest cold for all of december, even during my week out west. sucks to stop every couple minutes to hack up your lungs. anyway, that was 2011 so i guess this thread should die now
Jan 2 2012 4:19PM
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