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californiagrown
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why do people get so much shit for hooking up with a fat ugly girl when they are hammered? there are three positives out of it: she feels good that someone would hook up with her, you take one fat ugly girls away from the party, and you get your nut(not from your hand). I dont see the downside?

Relationships, and girlfriends where you should be attracted to them 90% of the time need to be sexy (to you), but a hookup is better than palmala handerson.

seriously, if you are feeling it that night, go for it and have no regrets!
Jan 17 2011 1:58PM
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Jodi
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and you my friend, win for being the best. wingman. ever.
Jan 17 2011 2:01PM
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GeneralT
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word..eh
Jan 17 2011 2:01PM
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californiagrown
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really though, everyone competes for first prize, but everyone shouold be a winner that night, some just have more win with their win...


anyways, when you are young it is all a numbers game, get some experience, and be safe, but it is all a funny story the next day.
Jan 17 2011 2:03PM
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Anathema
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thats why theyre called grenades. someone has to jump on to save the rest of the group. props if you can acknowledge that that's your role for the night and get a little satisfaction out of it. and you're right, it brings all good things to everyone involved. your buddies appreciate you playing wingman, the girl appreciates spending time with you, and your penis appreciates a vagina to enter.
Jan 17 2011 2:05PM
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californiagrown
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Jan 17 2011 2:05PM
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howlongcanausern
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OP is a slut
Jan 17 2011 2:06PM
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californiagrown
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I subscribe to mike "the situation" on this one. A grenade is a fat ugly girl, while a landmine is a skinny ugly girl.
Jan 17 2011 2:07PM
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KillaSeason
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haha
Jan 17 2011 2:09PM
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General_Ripper
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Hmm you bring up a good point. The problem is that it is possible to get to comfortable with this act and you will find yourself doing it over and over. At this point you have lost all respect for yourself and all the good looking ladies will lose their respect for you too. You are then left in Limbo and you will never find your way back and forever you will be a big game hunter.  

Jan 17 2011 2:17PM
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amo
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Governing Dynamics



Governing Dynamics: Ignore the Blond


A Beautiful Mind
at MOVIECLIPS.com
Jan 17 2011 2:25PM
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chardi
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i'm such a good wingman. just saying. if any of you ever need a wingman, i don't even hesitate.
Jan 17 2011 2:27PM
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BikeMlatt69
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Jan 17 2011 2:28PM
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californiagrown
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another upside is that i would last soooo long with that girl...
Jan 17 2011 2:40PM
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DroppinTheDub
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ima fly you out to maine. we have so many ugly bitches, youd be the greatest wingman ever!
Jan 17 2011 7:42PM
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yuck
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agh its too big!
Jan 17 2011 7:44PM
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jibnut
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Jan 17 2011 7:51PM
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Dudesinpools
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i was lucky enough to get her to send some pictures the day after because i forgot what she looks like. not bad ehhh. hahaha

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Jan 17 2011 7:54PM
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hoodratz47
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sig worthy?????
Jan 17 2011 8:03PM
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J-Evs
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WTF
Jan 17 2011 8:04PM
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EvanMeyer
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your fucking with us right? gotta have some limits on that shit if shes bigger than you its a no go but i mean if shes just gotta little chunk on her then its fine i guess.......never been a wingman never will
Jan 17 2011 9:16PM
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californiagrown
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that was the first book i ever read. i literally remember being so proud that i read it all the way through by myself to my g-pa.


anywho, going into the night as a wingman is always great, because your lack of interest in the hot girl/relaxed drunk banter with hot girls friends, can make hot girl jealous and get with you. if you go after the hot girl, you will never exceed your expectations.

oh and also, some hot girls will (secretly) have you tryout in bed with one of their friends, before they get with you.
Jan 17 2011 9:35PM
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DERS.
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neck up she looks like a normally sized person. weird
Jan 17 2011 9:37PM
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HERCULES.
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hahaha

and id rather my hand/not ever having sex again than getting a big gurl

Jan 17 2011 9:40PM
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.David.
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Plus your eyes are closed.. so..  maybe not such a big deal after all? Click for larger image
Jan 17 2011 9:44PM
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californiagrown
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well obviously you have to be feeling it a little bit. I mean even though youre drunk and she is ugly, you have to be a lil bit attracted.

i feel you though, obese people disgust me, like i have a hard time talking to them, like people have a hard time talking to a burn victim.
Jan 17 2011 9:45PM
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1337
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nominated
Jan 17 2011 9:48PM
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Lemuel
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i nominate you jaymay for an unworthy nomination.
Jan 17 2011 10:27PM
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.frenchy
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/slits writs

Jan 17 2011 10:28PM
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dex.
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Jan 17 2011 11:21PM
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RubberSoul
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hooking up with questionable people is as much a part of drinking as wrestling or breaking shit or talking too loud, if someone gets on your case for doing some community service type of stuff it's clearly because theyre jealous of how drunk you were
Jan 17 2011 11:21PM
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alexg1687
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are you familiar with the term DUFF? designated ugly fat friend? all groups of girls have one. some groups of guys even have one. its her job to go out with the girls and make the others look better my comparison. however, girls are extremely tribal. they don't want to hurt the feelings of the DUFF so they won't hook up with a guy if it means leaving the DUFF on her own. so what you need is to designate one guy each time you go out who will target the DUFF. make her feel special (not retarded special, just attractive) so that the attractive ones think 'oh what a nice group of young gentlemen, i think ill engage in intercourse with that one while his nice friend chats up my fat bitch here'.

take turns taking the DUFF each time you do out. problem solved.
Jan 17 2011 11:26PM
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chardi
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does anyone else think that if she weighed like 120 pounds she'd be good looking?
Jan 18 2011 12:57AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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yeah i was just thinking that, weird...
Jan 18 2011 1:06AM
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