"she will be harrassed by NSers, asking why shes not in the kitchen, or if shes had her butt peed in yet, or if she wants to trade for one ofkangbang's mediums"- alwaysDTF
"dude i bet you looked like a retard with a camera slung over your shoulder the whole day. You just did blur to focus shots of people and random shit you saw. with a gay song. you pretty much get your karma virginly sodomized by eight men."-River.Rider
"Dude, we gotta get some new Jiberish so we can be thug and look like we're related to Eazy E when we're on the hill!"
"Yeah broski, after I stop this pretzel 4 I'll go on NS on my phone and buy some from BigSpence, I heard he has more in stock than AbstractMall!"
"this thread makes me look like a genius, thats how bad it is" - ECB
“I'm gonna custom order a 2XL POC helmet so I can layer it with my other helmet.”
I do feel sorry for tanner, but i am slightly disappointed there wasnt video footage of this one. Hearing him shout "BROKE! MY KNEES! MY KNEES ARE BROKEN! BROKEN KNEES! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KNEES BROKEN MY KNEES BROKEN ARE MY KNEES ARE BROKEN!!!!!" would have made the whole thing worthwhile.
which is why its soo sketch. it is a 35ft tall steep wedge, with a small gap, and then a really steep, really short landing that goes almost immidiatly into another takeoff. you have to carry a ton of speed into it to travel all the way up the wedge, but a little too much speed results in an over shoot.
Watch Eye Trip to see how that kinda jump should be built. Jonahs at Alpine crafts the smoothest, safest jumps ever!
Sagging pants, wide stance, fat skis, powder in trees, corked three's with steeze.