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Keg/beer question

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shibby
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the ski shop i work at just opened a new location in what used to be a restuarant. the restaurant left an untapped keg of heini behind, probably about 2 years old. no one there is dtf to drink it so they said i could have it. will i die? thx +kay
Jan 14 2011 10:02PM
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D1X
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I remember my first 2 year old keg. Oh wait
Jan 14 2011 10:03PM
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vandersteeze
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It will probably taste like shit
Jan 14 2011 10:03PM
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shibby
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must be 19+ to reply to this thread
Jan 14 2011 10:04PM
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DADDYlongLEGS
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It will probably be undrinkable but you might as well try it
Jan 14 2011 10:05PM
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soulskier
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whats the worst that could happen?
Jan 14 2011 10:05PM
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connory998
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he's fucked now.
Jan 14 2011 10:08PM
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D1X
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Obvious procedure:
1) Sniff test
2) Tiny sip
3) ????

If it smells fine, taste it. It might taste pretty bad but I don't think it will be bad for you. Maybe drink a bit and see if you die or not
Jan 14 2011 10:10PM
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shibby
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I got a 40 of labbatt 50 thats just over 3 years old so imma test that out first.
Jan 14 2011 10:10PM
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yuck
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2 years in a keg, i cant imagine thatd be very nice.
Jan 14 2011 10:11PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Sounds awful, but do you get to keep the keg and tap?
Jan 14 2011 10:11PM
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D1X
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That probably will have been sealed the whole time and should be fine
Jan 14 2011 10:13PM
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shibby
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i dont want to tap it if its bad. id rather sell it to some retard highschooler trying to have a party.
Jan 14 2011 10:13PM
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D1X
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Profit
Jan 14 2011 10:17PM
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BlackieChan
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you won't die, its just gonna taste a bit off and maybe not be as carbonated but I'm no beer expert so...yeah.
I'd still try it.
Jan 14 2011 10:21PM
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Username_42069
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definitely keep it out back for when it gets slow in the shop, but its most likely gone stale. not bad for your health, but bad for your taste buds
Jan 14 2011 11:26PM
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84891jnf92048
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people let wine sit for sometimes up to 50 years. i think it will be fine. maybe a bit more alcoholic, but not deadly.
Jan 14 2011 11:33PM
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Milksteak
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It's going to taste really fucking bad...
Jan 14 2011 11:35PM
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je_mapelle
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beers from big breweries have a shelf life of about 8 to 12 months if refrigerated and about 4 to 6 months if kept at room temperature.... i think.
But beer only really expires when you drink it so crack it open man and pour a little out for the griz so we can change this rain to snow..
Jan 14 2011 11:48PM
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Username_42069
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beer, wine and liquors all work off of different fermentation processes. im not sure the exact chemistry behind it all, but know that beers only get worse with age, especially if not refrigerated. the younger it is when you drink it the better it will taste.
Jan 14 2011 11:49PM
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wintersway
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sell it to an idiot.
Jan 14 2011 11:55PM
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D1X
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Monetary gain
Jan 14 2011 11:58PM
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B-VUR
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I've drank year old beer without a problem, I'd definitely send it.
Jan 15 2011 12:00AM
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icantskiiFILM
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damn u canadian
Jan 15 2011 12:04AM
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Lemuel
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Chug is baby! I've drank plenty of old bottles (2 years old) of beer, never had an issue.
Jan 15 2011 12:12AM
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theabortionator
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Beer get's better with age. I have a 7 year old corona I'm saving for my birthday.
Jan 15 2011 12:14AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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as if heini wasn't skunky enough as it is....2 year old heini is going to be fucking skunked to all hell and taste like absolute dog shit. you can probably still drink it though without any worries as long as it has been sealed.
Jan 15 2011 12:22AM
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scratchproteen
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you'll know after one sniff of it...i'm sure if its sat there for 2 years it's pretty skunked.
Jan 15 2011 12:31AM
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-Mugatu
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Its only gonna have a higher alcohol percentage and taste even better. You got yourself a mighty fine Tuesday night on your hands.





Serious side-

1)Drain the beer and go to a beer store and return the keg
2)profit
3)buy beers
4)Drink said beers
5)?????????
6) DOUBLE PROFIT ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE THREAD!!!
Jan 15 2011 12:32AM
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Slinger1x1
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obviously means its just more fermented, therefore more alcohol, therefore more bombed.

get fucked!
Jan 15 2011 12:51AM
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DADDYlongLEGS
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If its nasty just untap it then sell
Jan 15 2011 2:03PM
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MEGAZORD
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Drain it and scrap the tin.
Jan 15 2011 2:05PM
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MEGAZORD
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2 years of temperature fluctuations will skunk any beer, let alone after 2 YEARS. The beer is shit now.
Jan 15 2011 2:06PM
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theabortionator
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Save it for another year till the next dave mathews show.




lololol newbs
Jan 15 2011 2:07PM
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MEGAZORD
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I'M A POP SENSATION
I'M A POP SENSATION

SALMON GUTTER

I'M IDAHO
YOU SMELL LIKE DEAD BUNNIES
THAT'S WHERE I SAW THE LEPRECHAUN
FUN TOYS ARE FUN
Jan 15 2011 2:11PM
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rickety_cricket
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Ive had a keg go bad after 2 weeks of sitting arround let alone 2 years. If you can stomach the taste of super skunked beer go for it
Jan 15 2011 2:11PM
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The_Cube
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gona be some super dank brew
Jan 15 2011 2:30PM
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hoodratz47
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it will just be flat.... ....   but heni sucks anyway.

id drink it

Jan 15 2011 4:04PM
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Nick10188
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Beer is like food so if it isnt bottle/keg conditioned (sort of like wine) it will go bad. I think hein has a shelf live of like 3 months. you may get a little sick but i dont think you'll die. I wouldn't recommend it haha
Jan 15 2011 4:22PM
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