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Mind bottling pooping question...

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R@ggaMuffin
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You guys know that half of guys wipe their ass standing after a good ol poo and the other half wipe sitting down, and almost no one realizes that the other method exists?
Jan 12 2011 5:26PM
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pomme-de-terre
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it says this on the box my smith I/O's came in
Jan 13 2011 10:40AM
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soulskier
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...my mind has been bottled
Jan 13 2011 10:48AM
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no_steeze
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doesnt happen on my toilet. happened once at some random place i was taking a shit and it was one of the worst experiences ever. i didn't know what to do, i just sat there looking at my dick
Jan 13 2011 12:21PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Sitting for sure, standing is for outdoors defacation and questionable receptacles like the porter potties at woodstock 99. I KNOW MAN I WAS THERE!!!!!(crazy vietnam vet voice)

The real question is how can we possibly combat the always dreadful splashback?

obviously sitting is the correct method as many in this thread have changed over mid life from standing to sitting, however no one has made the claim to doing the opposite.
Jan 13 2011 12:54PM
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soulskier
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^to combat splashback, lay a couple of pieces of toilet paper in the water ahead of time.
Jan 13 2011 1:06PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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My god man you're a genius, next time I wake up from a night of a dozen or so IPAs I will be sure to explore this method.
Jan 13 2011 1:11PM
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Bar_Down
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this technique is especially effective in a public washroom when a very loud, nasty poop is foreseeable.
Jan 13 2011 1:12PM
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Janky
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yee dats what im sayin.
Jan 13 2011 1:13PM
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Huck_Norris
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EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!

When you stand up, doesn't it fuck up the cheekspread and make more of a mess tho??? 

The rest of the world leans forward, FWIW.  Standing up to wipe is just wierd to me... 

Jan 13 2011 1:16PM
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Huck_Norris
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Yeah, but its not like it sneaks up on you...  Public toilets = hold 'er up.  Thank God my shitter at home has lower water level or something...  Nothing worse than cold, wet dunkage first thing in the morning. Ugh. 
Jan 13 2011 1:19PM
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Montville57
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Well if u poop sitting down u get shit all over ur balls and it's just not a pleasant experience
Jan 13 2011 1:21PM
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Huck_Norris
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wait, so you stand WHILE POOPING????????????????????
Jan 13 2011 1:24PM
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Montville57
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.... You don't?
Jan 13 2011 1:25PM
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Huck_Norris
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No.  If you were supposed to shit standing up, they wouldn't put seats on the toilet...  It would just be a urinal with a more powerful flush...  But I did see an asian man shitting in a urinal once in a bar in Rhode Island, which kinda blew my mind as he didn't seem hammered- or akward in the least.  He was just tearin' it up in a very matter-of-fact way which was kind of poop gangster I guess... 

You aren't a 40-something asian man are you?     

Jan 13 2011 1:32PM
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k-rob
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when i was in grade 4, a retarded asian kid at school pooped in one of the urinals.
maybe he was related to your old asian man.
Jan 13 2011 3:30PM
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Alex-NZ
Posts: 30 - Karma: 10
When you dook in the urinal, it's bad, m'kay! How would you feel... if somebody came into your home, m'kay, pulled down their pants and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face?
Jan 13 2011 5:34PM
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B-runge
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buahahahahahaha
Jan 14 2011 2:18AM
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D3NZ3L
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completely agree
Jan 14 2011 2:24AM
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SgtSteamy
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There was a poll taken here


Sitters are currently outnumbering the standers but not by as much as this thread might lead you to believe.
Jan 14 2011 3:13AM
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DedicatedPicturs
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I suspect large amount of trolling on that poll. Standing just isn't beneficial in any way.
Jan 14 2011 4:19AM
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