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So Americans don't have Kinder Eggs?

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Jodi
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I'm reading this article about a woman who was trying to cross the border with a Kinder Surprise egg finding out that the reason it was confiscated was because they're illegal in the states due to a choking hazard? Before I read the article I thought it was because she had tried to smuggle drugs in it or something, but no - its because its a choking hazard? Are you effing kidding me? Weapons<KinderEggs....
Now tell me my fellow friends to the south...just how do you get on in life without the occasional indulgence of a Kinder Surprise?
Jan 12 2011 12:57PM
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Sno.
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this
Jan 12 2011 4:12PM
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yeahno
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apparently kinder is legal in maine. i get it at a store like once every few weeks
Jan 12 2011 4:14PM
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Sno.
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I don't know what a bueno bar is but after seeing that picture i really want to try one.
Jan 12 2011 4:16PM
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p.hawks
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this. my mom even brought some for me and my brothers when she came back from europe, and i don't think she even attempted to hide them at all
Jan 12 2011 4:35PM
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Anathema
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everytime i talk to yanks and tell them im eating ketchup chips theyre like WTF ARE THOSE?!?!?!

theyre only the best kind of chip you silly goose

Jan 12 2011 4:38PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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My german teacher gets them every year and sells them at school for a fundraiser. I shouldn't have dropped german...
Jan 12 2011 4:53PM
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.Hugo.
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this is why they are illegal

Jan 12 2011 4:55PM
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Davy.Crockett
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dude they do have them. in portland there is this chain of deli's called elephants not sure if there national or not but they have them
Jan 12 2011 4:57PM
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Mike-O
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I'm a chips connoiseur. Really. I eat, sleep and, hell, drink chips. But the local batch of Ketchup Chips were a bit too much for me. Just too weird of a flavor for me.

I'd love to try your version though.
Jan 12 2011 5:04PM
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.JPolster
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Kinder makes the dopest candy.
Jan 12 2011 6:02PM
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Schlop
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smuggling chocolate,
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Jan 12 2011 6:16PM
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Hristo
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people in europe are not used to eating so much spicy foods.when i go visit my couisins in lakewood i am amazed at how much spicy shit is eaten
Jan 12 2011 6:31PM
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Dwight_Schrute
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My dad's friend from Germany comes to stay at our house a couple times a year, and he always brings tons of these. They're sooooo unbelievably goooood
Jan 12 2011 6:54PM
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Keith.
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hahaha americans dont get kinder eggs? Sucks for you guys :)
Jan 12 2011 6:58PM
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k-rob
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LOL i mean i always knew America was a little over-the-top in terms of "protecting" their children, but seriously it's a Kinder Surprise. i don't think anyone has EVER choked on a Kinder Surprise, or maybe some American kid did and that's why they're illegal hahahaha

omg i could so go for a Kinder Surprise right now.
Jan 12 2011 8:11PM
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rsvp
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never ever heard of Kinder Eggs....
Jan 12 2011 8:36PM
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TannerBalls
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Wow! we don't have "kinder eggs" WHO GIVES A FUCK

your country doesn't have a space program
Jan 12 2011 8:51PM
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k-rob
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clearly you have no knowledge of international space cooperation.
Jan 12 2011 8:59PM
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summersover
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if you possess a telescope you will see the canada arm giving you the finger.
Jan 12 2011 9:03PM
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gnarles.
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okay but you still dont have kinder eggs which are way better then or all mighty space program
Jan 12 2011 9:18PM
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meth_time
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My elementry school teacher was named mr. kinder.
Jan 12 2011 9:19PM
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thugaim
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>america
Jan 12 2011 10:24PM
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all-i-do-is=ski
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after reading this i went in my room and found 2 kinder eggs and a shit load of the toys! lol
Jan 12 2011 10:27PM
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Bar_Down
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ahaha what in the fuck?
Jan 12 2011 10:30PM
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ORDEAL
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Aero bar... Soo good. Sorry fellow Americans, but Canadian candy is better. With a couple of exceptions.
Jan 12 2011 10:33PM
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MANDER
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Best. Response. Ever.

FUCK YA CANADA.

Kinder Eggs were my childhood...
Jan 12 2011 10:40PM
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kyle.m
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all of the kinder products are awesome and taste to good. The americans are missing out
Jan 12 2011 11:12PM
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Jaimee.
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WIN!
Jan 12 2011 11:51PM
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Mr.Fister
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ive had this.off the chain the chocolate is amazinggggggg.....
Jan 12 2011 11:55PM
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no_steeze
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i love kinder eggs. i used to get them in switzerland all the time along with chokito's, sugus, mars bars, and the REAL haribo gummy bears
Jan 12 2011 11:55PM
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General_Ripper
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I feel that I just dodge a case of diabeties every easter bc of those things

Jan 12 2011 11:58PM
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Dan.
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colorado and so-cal have the best americanized mexican food around. plus we in colorado have the mexican burger, which allegedly isn't served many other places.

on topic, I fucking love kinder eggs. every time we went to visit family back in the czech republic as a kid, I would beg my parents for kinder eggs. the toys ruled.

I want to try to make that chocolate egg inside an egg shell thing. if I blow out an egg, and then use a needle-point funnel to pour chocolate into the shell and roll it around until it solidifies, will it yield that result?
Jan 13 2011 12:10AM
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smltownjibba
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It would be so cool if someone invaded canada and you were all like "oh America please help us they've already killed all the police on horses what are we going to do?!"
Jan 13 2011 12:14AM
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POWDER.RANGER
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nuff said ^
Jan 13 2011 12:16AM
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smltownjibba
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Did you know that if you post a joke about Canada your carma will instantly vanish? wierd
Jan 13 2011 12:33AM
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smltownjibba
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*Karma
Jan 13 2011 12:34AM
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Jodi
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In my 10 years on this website, I have never wanted to Sig anything....you sir, have made me consider this line.
Jan 13 2011 8:43AM
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=^]
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i beleive its 'merica
Jan 13 2011 8:45AM
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Funnel
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And I have In-N-Out. I probably just won.
Jan 13 2011 9:46PM
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Phil-X-
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they sell kinder eggs at my local polish deli!
MUAHAHAHAH i will now start an underground market.
want the hookup on any kinder product? $40 paypal + shipping. PM me.

jokes
Jan 13 2011 9:50PM
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geteducated
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for real LOL
Jan 13 2011 10:02PM
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H8CH
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mini eggs are epic....

But Kinder chocolate is just sooooooooo nice....

Do you get smarties in the states?

Maltesers are the bomb too....
Jan 13 2011 10:56PM
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[tk]
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dunno hat kinder eggs are
Jan 13 2011 10:58PM
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Me0w_mix
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isn't kinder stuff like...european...that's their aisle in wegmans anyways...(for those less fortunate to know what this is it's the best grocery place ever)
Jan 13 2011 11:32PM
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geteducated
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ya, i haven't had a wegmans sandwich in a long time.
Jan 14 2011 12:06AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I don't know how wegmans has done it but they are like the only supermarket in PA that is allowed to sell booze. Oh what a selection too, mmmmmm allagash triple reserve uuhhhhhhhh. Thank you wegmans.
Jan 14 2011 10:04AM
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Elg
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We have these easter egg thingies in Norway, and they beat the shit out of any other chocolate based candy in the world. The "shell" is pure milk chocolate and the inside is FILLED with white chocolate. And they come in these egg cartons just like real eggs, and you even get a little spoon to eat the white chocolate with. You haven't had chocolate if you haven't had this. Norwegian chocolate>any other chocolate. And i've been to the states. sorry guys, you lose.

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Jan 14 2011 10:32AM
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B.Aussie
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Oh so amazing! All the ones imported to Aus were stale though, no where near as good as fresh.
Also Milka Caramel and hazelnuts are amazing.
Can't believe they dont' have kinder suprises in the US, I was pretty much raised on them and yowies haha
Jan 14 2011 12:25PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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What the hell is inside of it?
Jan 14 2011 12:28PM
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General_Ripper
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The Canadian Space program is like the special Olympics of space programs.
Jan 14 2011 4:25PM
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