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Unfortunate Real Life Names

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AbeFroman
Posts: 1268 - Karma: -4
Karen Crotchfelt (Newspaper Editor) - You know guys in high school had fun with that last name.

Dick Groat (MLB player) - sounds like an STD.

Dick Trickle (race car driver) - sounds like the symptom of an STD.

Dick Tips (Businessman)

and my favorite

Rusty Kuntz (baseball Player)

add to the list
Jan 11 2011 8:51PM
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PeaceCoastLove
Posts: 291 - Karma: 47
an author of one of my textbooks is Harvey S. Weiner, read that fast.
Jan 11 2011 10:40PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
theres a guy named trevor felt and a girl named lily zwang that went to my middle school, and when they went out everyone always said "trevor felt lily's wang"
Jan 11 2011 10:41PM
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Ian.Ham
Posts: 1678 - Karma: 1,101
One of my friends in highschool was named Benjamin Seaman and his middle name started with a J. So he was BJ seaman.
Jan 11 2011 11:08PM
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vailsux.com
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 440
Lucci Gooch

and

Amber Gurr
Jan 11 2011 11:14PM
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tacobellslayer
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 214
I knew a kid named Dumi Longways
Jan 11 2011 11:16PM
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all-i-do-is=ski
Posts: 700 - Karma: 248
Damien Edwardio-Benathilio Meaux lol, Plays on my high school hockey team
Jan 11 2011 11:18PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
kid in the grade above me is actually name harry johnson
Jan 11 2011 11:22PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179

A kid is legitamitely named Phuk Ling in my grade. He's often dubbed "Fuckling." I feel bad for the kid actually.

Jan 11 2011 11:25PM
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andreaswhite
Posts: 153 - Karma: 83
I had a guitar teacher named Dick Marks.
Jan 11 2011 11:28PM
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Potguy
Posts: 125 - Karma: 147
Drew P. Cock
Jan 11 2011 11:30PM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
That's unfortunate
Jan 11 2011 11:30PM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
my dad has a friend named... Richard Head
Jan 11 2011 11:31PM
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Skithedeep
Posts: 645 - Karma: 39
Thurman Merman!!!

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Jan 11 2011 11:46PM
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Skithedeep
Posts: 645 - Karma: 39
well i tried to embed.
Jan 11 2011 11:47PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
i used to race against a kid named Harry Schaaf.

pretty unfortunate if you ask me. also, harry, if you have switched to freeskiing and are on here, i have called you out.
Jan 11 2011 11:50PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
Can't embed from your hard drive it has to be a location on the internet
Jan 11 2011 11:51PM
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Skithedeep
Posts: 645 - Karma: 39
i did get it from the internet. im on a mac and used "copy link" and thats what it gave me
Jan 11 2011 11:53PM
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teleTay
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 186
asian chick at my school named biddy tang, switch the b and the t and you get..

tiddy bang!
Jan 11 2011 11:56PM
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HermioneGranger
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 101
Monica Lewinsky


Jan 11 2011 11:57PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
"copy image location" should do it
Jan 11 2011 11:59PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
if i was named any of these names i would probably comtemplate suicide
Jan 12 2011 12:00AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
You know its pronounced "coontz" right?
Jan 12 2011 12:01AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
i also know a girl with the last name Poon.

i didnt realize it the other day until she came into the shop and one of the guys i worked with pointed it out to me.
Jan 12 2011 12:01AM
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_Will_
Posts: 80 - Karma: 14

we have a bella fabella

and another kid named sex

Jan 12 2011 12:02AM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
+1
Jan 12 2011 12:02AM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
Richard O'Shay
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Rick-O-Shay
Jan 12 2011 12:03AM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
hahahahahhahahaha yes dima.
Jan 12 2011 12:03AM
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S.P
Posts: 207 - Karma: 26
Long Wang- asian kid from my school
Jan 12 2011 12:06AM
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HermioneGranger
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 101
Boom!
Jan 12 2011 12:12AM
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Meredith.P
Posts: 16 - Karma: 13
McBride Galt
Jan 12 2011 12:13AM
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HermioneGranger
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 101
Whoops, sorry for the double post, but relating to mispronunciations, Couch Street in Portland... call me immature, however, it makes me giggle every time.
Jan 12 2011 12:17AM
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Skithedeep
Posts: 645 - Karma: 39
thanks man +k
Jan 12 2011 12:18AM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
Harry Butt.

Jan 12 2011 12:39AM
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awesomeness17
Posts: 639 - Karma: 27
Harry Hole (could be whole or something but I'm not sure)
Jan 12 2011 12:41AM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
This is kind of irrelevant, but...
I had a teacher in elementary school whose name was Mrs. Mandalik. We used to joke about how it would be awesome of her first name was Anita or Ivana.
Oh and I have a cousin Mia Noyes
Jan 12 2011 12:43AM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
Kid at my school is named Harry Johnson and his mothers name is Sandy hahaha
Jan 12 2011 2:19AM
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KatyPerry.
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 23

it's better than ramandeep

I also went to elementary school with a harold dix
and one of my ex boyfriends is named bobby dick. I shit you not.
Jan 12 2011 2:22AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Mike Oxhuge.
Jan 12 2011 2:25AM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
Dick Sweat - NH Senator a while ago
Jan 12 2011 2:29AM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
the sausage king of chicago.
Jan 12 2011 2:42AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
just went on a ski trip and this guys name was BJ Conception
Jan 12 2011 2:44AM
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Mr_skistoffelees
Posts: 58 - Karma: 10
I had a middle school sub named Mr. Bates, and every student, to his anger, would call him Master Bates
There is also a biotech researcher named Richard Titball, or Dick Titball if you use his nickname
Jan 12 2011 2:45AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
wait where do you go to school, we had a sub with the same name
Jan 12 2011 2:46AM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
I have a family friend named Michael Hunt.
Jan 12 2011 2:48AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
Sukhdeep, Balldeep, Manpreet (girl).
worst has to be Dick Cox, hes a pretty funny guy though :P
Jan 12 2011 2:57AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
oh and steven glasscock
Jan 12 2011 2:58AM
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Mr_skistoffelees
Posts: 58 - Karma: 10
i remember him from stanley, i go to campo now though
Jan 12 2011 3:01AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
hey i go to acalanes who is this?
Jan 12 2011 3:03AM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
oh i just remembered, i had a teacher in third grade named harry dangler.His parents obviously either hated him or had a great sense of humor
Jan 12 2011 10:39AM
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Tall_Paul
Posts: 958 - Karma: 57
Mom worked with a girl named crystal dick
Jan 12 2011 10:55AM
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