if you hold your keyless entry remote up to your heart it increases the distance that your signal will be able to travel. not to be confused with holding it up to your cell phone, this does not work.
have sexual intercourse with females, inherit some sort of profit. -Big_Spence
being a girl is nice for masturbation purposes...and you get to play with your own tittehz...but you do have to squeeze 6-8 pound living creatures out of your vagina...you got that to look forward to. -Gator.
and what the wise man said before: "if everyone skied, there would be no war." - p-fo.