T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."
"What the fuck is wrong with you kids?! How would you like it if I came and had sex in front of your house?"
"I heard you guys banned a chick with thyroid cancer cause she was weird looking.
You guys are fucking terrible."- awsomoz$
We were all expecting something GRAND for our massive efforts down the line. Needless to say, all the money went to drive us 100km from home and play frisbee golf for a week at a "resort" aimed for trips for retarded people"
"she will be harrassed by NSers, asking why shes not in the kitchen, or if shes had her butt peed in yet, or if she wants to trade for one ofkangbang's mediums"- alwaysDTF
"dude i bet you looked like a retard with a camera slung over your shoulder the whole day. You just did blur to focus shots of people and random shit you saw. with a gay song. you pretty much get your karma virginly sodomized by eight men."-River.Rider
That's the first thing is this thread I would consider.
1) Never fry bacon when you're naked.
2) Always keep at least one foot on the floor when it comes to eating dinner,drinking tequila or playing cards.
3)never EVER under any circumstances eat the yellow snow. www.rimeknits.com
im like 99% sure i thought of this because i'm high, but when i read the title, i thought it meant that the thread creator wanted to pay someone 10 dollars to print out this thread and wear it on top of their outerwear.