"chicken pot pie....my three favorite things" -Tom Warnick
"Expect a lengthened ban if you complain to me." -Rowen
"i think i could have sex with your parents and it wouldn't be considered cougar hunting. with that said, i look forward to being your step parent but never admitting to it and instead beating you while i'm drunk off captain morgan's finest; you fucking douche bags." -skiierman
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings,
dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter
that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way
trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."
then again, they are kinda slutty, but i dont look at it that way, more like an opportunity that you need to put forth minimal effort to gain the full advantage of
a giraffe walks into a bar and destroys the door frame, ceiling, and most of the interior due to his size. the bartender calls animal control who tranquilizes the giraffe and returns him to the local zoo where he remains, watching children laugh at him while he poops
the llamas remind me so much of the movie the room...I DID NOT HIT HER, I DID NOT...oh HI MARK.
i will shit honey on your face and lay you face down on an ant hill then hold your ears with my index finger and thumb and duct tape your hands behind your back and proceed to thrust my 6inch mascara dick in and out of that mouth of yours as you touch my nuts with the tip of your tongue and then barf all over the ground and a herd of lions will run up and it eat and i will hop on top of an elephant and ride off as you are sitting there in the desert being eaten alive by savage lions -stevens