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Favorite things to do after having sex?

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6XLGroup
Posts: 174 - Karma: 61
for me...make a banger meal, preferably including melted cheese somehow and throwing on the tube while becoming vegetable-like on the couch
Jan 4 2011 7:16PM
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1080bio
Posts: 2042 - Karma: 5
your girlfriend must love you....
Jan 4 2011 7:19PM
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Sklar
Posts: 8863 - Karma: 31,577
afterbang?
Jan 4 2011 7:21PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
Cuddling and watching bad horror movies with energy drinks


Endorphins + caffiene and sexy partner = good times.
Jan 4 2011 7:22PM
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shr@gler
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 912
I usually roll over and get on NS
Jan 4 2011 7:23PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
1. sex
2. more sex after said sex
3. cuddle with woman
4. make food for yourself
5. struggle so she must make food for you
6. eat food
7.?????????
8. profit??
Jan 4 2011 7:23PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,314
fat fat fatty
Jan 4 2011 7:23PM
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aquinn
Posts: 824 - Karma: 217
kill the hooker and get my money back
Jan 4 2011 7:25PM
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vandersteeze
Posts: 2650 - Karma: 1,511
what is this after sex

sex never ends for me
Jan 4 2011 7:25PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
ilove falling asleep to a movie or something
Jan 4 2011 7:25PM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
Chocolate or a Belmont Ciggy

My ex asked if I smoked after sex, I said the joke, she didn't follow..
Jan 4 2011 7:29PM
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jeR.
Posts: 1325 - Karma: 58
blaze, watch eye trip, tell bitch to leave room cause were all done here
Jan 4 2011 7:31PM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311
should blaze BEFORE sex...
Jan 4 2011 7:36PM
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millski
Posts: 20 - Karma: 10
immediately start apologizing and beg for a second chance
Jan 4 2011 7:37PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
Baha lol'd super hard.

But yeah, sleep or repeat secks.
Jan 4 2011 7:39PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Lamp, then have more sex. Then lamp again.
Jan 4 2011 7:47PM
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shr@gler
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 912

Are you narcoleptic?

Jan 4 2011 7:49PM
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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
lamp?
Jan 4 2011 7:50PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
fap copious times
Jan 4 2011 7:57PM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
sleep?
Jan 4 2011 7:58PM
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Jonny.Ski
Posts: 169 - Karma: 11
Pee in her butt
Jan 4 2011 7:59PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
wait...
Jan 4 2011 8:00PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
It essentially means to chill. Check the lamp status achieved thread if you're curious.
Jan 4 2011 8:00PM
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Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
Neglect.
Jan 4 2011 8:02PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
are you questioning me?
Jan 4 2011 8:02PM
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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
If I'm lucky I go downstairs to let her out.

If i'm unlucky I go downstairs to walk her to the bus stop.

If I'm really unlucky I go downstairs and hail her a cab.
Jan 4 2011 8:38PM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111
light a cigarette, then play the video back to show her where she could improve.
Jan 4 2011 8:38PM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
sleep, wake up do it again, eat cereal, then go sking.
Jan 4 2011 8:39PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Yup.
Jan 4 2011 8:41PM
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JewRad
Posts: 432 - Karma: 23
buttsecks.
Jan 4 2011 8:43PM
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.AR6rider
Posts: 444 - Karma: -106
you are trying far too hard to make that word become popular
lamping is so fucking gay ahaha
Jan 4 2011 8:43PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,002
best first post ever
Jan 4 2011 8:43PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
watch the footy
Jan 4 2011 8:44PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
You are so fucking gay. Lamping is amazing. You should try it sometime. Do not judge before you know.
Jan 4 2011 8:50PM
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ReignMan
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 226
That guy needs to lamp cause he is way to tense. I used it in convo with my pissed off English teacher. He looks like the monopoly man.
Jan 4 2011 8:53PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
this man knows whats up

wanna know what makes an orgasm even better? weed.
Jan 4 2011 8:54PM
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Alex.Brovechkin
Posts: 35 - Karma: 10
this
Jan 4 2011 8:55PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
How does this not sound amazing to you:
"Day numero dos of official lamp statusness. I like this vacation. Tonight lamping consists of a funny movie (Get Him to the Greek), copious amounts of Lindt chocolate, eggnog and rum, a blunt, and a cute puppy. We'll save the partying for New Years."
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Put between sex? After some skiing?? How is that not THE LIFE??!
Jan 4 2011 8:57PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
piss in 5 different directions and do bank shots off walls into toilet.
Jan 4 2011 8:58PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
I'm a huge fan of the nap.
Jan 4 2011 8:59PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
i was going to say this
Jan 4 2011 8:59PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
call her a whore and cry myself to sleep.
Jan 4 2011 8:59PM
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O.RLY
Posts: 310 - Karma: 19
lol'd
Jan 4 2011 9:01PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
Amen.
Jan 4 2011 9:03PM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
tell her if she tells anybody i will kill her.
Jan 4 2011 9:10PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 460
KIDNAPP AND REPEAT.
Jan 4 2011 9:13PM
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Cheddar_Shredder
Posts: 65 - Karma: 10
either have more sex or receive food
Jan 4 2011 9:14PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
Go get a large pizza and eat it all to myself, and laugh at girl because she thinks shes too fat for pizza. MOAR FOR ME!!!!
Jan 4 2011 9:16PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
sing

Jan 4 2011 9:18PM
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The.Ginger
Posts: 978 - Karma: 13
have her make a sandwich for you...?
Jan 4 2011 9:18PM
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