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Worlds dumbest kid found on mt bachelor oregon

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jreilly
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http://abcnews.go.com/US/teen-survives-reality-tv-widerness-skills/story?id=12524850

So this kid loses a ski or something, its getting dark. decides to sit and a fucking snow cave for 9 hours. He hears and sees helicopters but decides to stay in the cave using skills from man vs wild and shit.

search and rescue must have been pissed.
Jan 3 2011 1:36AM
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JuliusJ
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kid made it out fine, who gives a fuck? i don't know why he didn't just backtrack his ski tracks though...
Jan 3 2011 1:41AM
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icon1234
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Watched the video, kid made that shit so much harder on himself for no reason. Idk the circumstances of what exactly he went through but he could have pretty easily made it out of there before night fall, not like the kid was in the backcountry in the middle of nowhere...
Jan 3 2011 1:49AM
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Where-am-I
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so he build a tunnel and chilled out for a bit, then followed ski tracks on hands and knees to the base. . . this kid i'm sure learned to stick to groomers, other wise he may get lost again in bounds and give some ski patrollers a shitty day
Jan 3 2011 1:50AM
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GayWolf420
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Balloon boy 2.0?
Jan 3 2011 1:53AM
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blatt
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exactly. On the news the kid said he followed ski tracks to get to salvation. the fact that he followed ski tracks should be enough to say that he was never in any serious danger.
Jan 3 2011 1:55AM
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alexg1687
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if he was really trying to copy man vs wild he would have pissed on a small animal then eaten it. that's bear grylls' solution to everything. piss on it then eat it.
Jan 3 2011 2:00AM
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JacheOReally
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he veered off trail, rolled on his back because he was a shit ass skier, and immediately made a snow cave, what a tard....
Jan 3 2011 2:08AM
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jakobk
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how the fuck did this kid get on the news..? i mean he was like 500m from the run and was probably not even out of bounds.
Jan 3 2011 2:21AM
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T.MARTIN
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow this kid is so stupid.
Jan 3 2011 2:22AM
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scratchskier321
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This is a joke, the kids mom was like proud that he got lost. Is this even real?


Jan 3 2011 2:54AM
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jakobk
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good point i think we might have been trolled.hard.
Jan 3 2011 3:02AM
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kingskier
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why would you take your skis off? rolling down the hill is gonna be a lot slower and get you snowy = cold
Jan 3 2011 6:50AM
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Gameboy
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what a retard
Jan 3 2011 7:49AM
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JuliusJ
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not trolled haha. it was in the front page of the paper...
Jan 3 2011 10:15AM
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POHTAYDO
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true idiot
Jan 3 2011 10:16AM
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nickyp
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Ahahahaha and that he was only "lost" for 6 hours, yet still built a snowcave.

When it starts getting dark, what kind of twat builds a shelter, instead of heading down the mountain???
Jan 3 2011 10:19AM
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howlongcanausern
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i would like to know exactly where he was.

i'm willing to bet he was inbounds, in a spot where you could ski to without hiking, less than ohhh i'll say 1000m from a run

this fattie isn't a survivor, he's lazy...
Jan 3 2011 10:30AM
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skiskate
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Yo I know all my man vs wild skills will come in handy one day.

This kid was fucking retarded haha, im surprised he didnt somehow kill himself in the process.
Jan 3 2011 10:36AM
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Yinzer
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I bet this is not the last time we hear about young Jake Dehnam...

Thats more than enough to end up on a reality show these days
Jan 3 2011 11:11AM
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E.Durtschi
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It definitely takes a lot of resourcefulness to get lost on Mt. Bachelor.
Jan 3 2011 11:33AM
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shredstar
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I can't believe how stoked his mom was, shes probably proud her son watchs a ridicoulus amount of survival TV

Jan 3 2011 11:47AM
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jakobk
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oh god thats just sad
Jan 3 2011 12:53PM
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Tall_Paul
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good thing for the country turning into a bunch of unhealthy kids staring at tv's all day or this kid wouldnt be alive...
Jan 3 2011 1:13PM
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Bar_Down
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watch, in 2 years they're gonna make a movie about it and call it "9 hours"
Jan 3 2011 1:27PM
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Lemuel
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Durrrrrrrrrrr I sat around for a couple hours den I followed down dah ski twail durrrrrrr
Jan 3 2011 1:27PM
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Tripplesixty
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I was there the day this kid was lost and skiing in the same snow... I fail to see how this kid got lost... The area where he was found was definitely skied heavily and it has a catch line cat track that goes for like 10 miles around the entire mountain... as long as you keep going down you hit the catch line and can walk that back to the lodge. I sure hope the family gets to shell out the $1000 an hour to find this kid. (also ATT and Verizon have perfect coverage on the mountain... don't for git your cell phone dip shit)
Jan 3 2011 1:33PM
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.frenchy
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Hahahah dumbass.

Only bear knows what he's doing.

Jan 3 2011 1:38PM
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hokkanee
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This exactly.
Jan 3 2011 1:57PM
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Downtofilm
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haha...
Jan 3 2011 2:13PM
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hoodratz47
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you really have to fuck up..........       and leave your skis on.. for fucks sake..  ....     gomers at the flatch.....  again and again!
Jan 3 2011 2:15PM
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Mr.Huck
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This!  It's a volcano.  Not part of a mountain range like other places.  Just continuing to go with gravity will get you to civilization. 
Jan 3 2011 2:58PM
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egg.
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what an idiot
Jan 3 2011 3:05PM
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B-WASS
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no he probably would have realized how stupid it was to build a cave and ski the fuck home
Jan 3 2011 4:38PM
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C.L
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what a fucking idiot
Jan 3 2011 4:48PM
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snowswinger
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idiot
Jan 3 2011 4:53PM
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YongeMoney
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what a fucking fuck fuck fucer fuck
Jan 3 2011 4:57PM
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.Midwest
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"It started getting dark, and I saw the stars. I saw Venus -- it was red and bigger than the North Star."

No shit Sherlock.
Jan 3 2011 5:06PM
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Tripplesixty
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why was this kid skiing alone in the trees in the first place if he didn't know where he was, what he was doing or where he was going?

Thank you media for sensationalizing the stupidity of Americas youth..
Jan 3 2011 5:10PM
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DERS.
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hahahahahahahhah oh mannn...


but on the real Aron Ralston was a dumbass too, nevertheless incredibly badass and an amazing story
Jan 3 2011 5:13PM
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all-i-do-is=ski
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HAHAHAH I'm calling TROLL on ABC news lol
Jan 3 2011 6:11PM
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Tripplesixty
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they had a 10 min segment on the local nightly news in Bend....
Jan 3 2011 6:13PM
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kardaddy
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Once bear grylls eat berries from a bears shit. Doesn't that mean that there are berry bushes around?
Jan 3 2011 6:16PM
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WVskiing
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why would he take his skis off and roll down the mountain
Jan 3 2011 6:22PM
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Troy.
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Jesus christ, America is doomed.
Jan 3 2011 6:38PM
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Tripplesixty
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What was this kid doing for 9 hours while he was out there... I think I could hike to the summit and ski back twice in that amount of time
Jan 3 2011 6:40PM
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Bar_Down
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ya seriously, like imagine what went through his mind
"fuck, i need to get down this mountain. alright, so i have these skis on my feet, which are made to take me down a snowy hill, i better take them off and roll down." like dud wtf are you thinking? ahaha
Jan 3 2011 6:45PM
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adamlukowski
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he definately just wanted to know what it was like to be on the show, so he tried it out, and when he got bored he found the search crew
Jan 3 2011 6:47PM
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Troy.
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Using skis are against gods will, DUH
Jan 3 2011 6:47PM
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Mister.F
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HHAHAH so ridiculous
Jan 3 2011 7:04PM
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jreilly
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talked to a ski patroller up there. he thinks the kid was trying to get attention and his parents dont seem to give him enough.

I guess the parents fell asleep at 10pm. kid was then found at 12pm. weirdest shit i have ever seen
Jan 3 2011 7:06PM
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