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chris turpin: best skier ever
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i called it. hes only been skiing like, two weeks, and hes already the best ever.
i never knew until i saw this http://jibculture.com/athletes/Vids/ChrisTurpinVid.htm
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Anthony Boronowski does switch unnatty rodeo 5s though
Jesus saves!
Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
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yeah, turpin may not be THE BEST, but he is definitely under-rated. Watch his segment in Stereotype, he only had 2 years of skiing under his belt at that time. maybe it's 3, i dunno. But still, full pipe runs, all switch, natty and unnaty, that's some sick shit!
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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
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no you're wrong, jsut because he is cool to the 13 year olds doesn't make him the best, sorry...
[Atmosphere - 1597]
Hence forth, step within my psychoanalysis
callouses upon my mind make me strain for my lines
out I ripped it, squeeeeezed the brain: it made some liquid
drained it in a cup and then I sipped it
Atmosphere! The mic let me clutch it
thoughts take flight so fit the Slug in your pipe and take a
puff kid
f**k it! I heat it like a tea pot - steam hot
upon the roof: shoot a marble with the verbal slingshot
take aim, here I came, I'm the same
Back in '86, I'da tag my name upon your window pane
stained the mind: a deep shade of residue
voices within the head make choices multiple
multiply Spawn, Slug a little buzz
and Atmosphere the scuds, cuz here come the judge
blasted; so past the kid a mic so we can paint this
image of the gifted-anxious, to flip the language
it's the noun meltdown from the outer-shell
now smell the burning flesh fresh from the hell-bound
and come on down here, this mind path, I'm half-
mathematic Atmospheric staff with the rhyme craft
comin to capture, your after-laughter
while I'm hangin from this rafter, I have to rip this rapture
cuz the cramps in my stomach, dismantle
when I tamper wit your amplify, you damn-you die...
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what separates turpin from tanner and pep and those guys is that he throws down on a regular basis. and HN the other caches would be working on like smaller tricks nd like adding style. turpin like randomly does a kang flip to a switch handplant what other pro will do that in a regular lap run. Also you forgot JP in my opinion JP slays everything style bigness, and just skiing. if you think he ashed up you obiously havnt seen him ski.
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dude you bumped a 3 year old thread
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but mommy didn't have a bad call, he turned out allright
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hes sick though and he has fun with it so ihe even more sick. and he does dope lazyboy takeoffs and onto rails worrdddd
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its mommy, how can all you guys take this thread seriously
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turpin is jsut a cool guy tho. I had him as a coach at High North and he is super cool and a way underrated skier..
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clutching and lazyboys are legit funness
both invented by turpin himself
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wow 3 year old thread............i don't know what to say
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yea i like him, he gave me skis
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the link doesnt seem to work for me, repost?
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New members shouldn't be allowed to post in threads that are 1+ years old. Bumping old threads is so played.
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thats what i thought, then i saw its from 3 years ago
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dude didnt turpin learn kang flip?
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