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Cool story, bro...

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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Lately I've noticed there have been copious amounts of cool stories here is NSG and SG so instead of making a select thread about it, here's a place where you bro's can post all the cool stories you want, and no one will shit on you...

I'll start

I was watching Inception and noticed that all the guards in the snow fort we're wearing splices...

GO
Jan 1 2011 11:08PM
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sophhh
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Found five bucks on the ground today. Pretty kickass.
Jan 1 2011 11:13PM
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Blake.P
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That's old news about the splices but they do look sick. White frame and strap with grey polarized lense
Jan 1 2011 11:13PM
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dwhite
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My turn 18 in 47 minutes.
Jan 1 2011 11:14PM
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basedjase
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I made a SICK turn in some powder today. Right off the trail.
Slightly tracked. It was soo epic.
Jan 1 2011 11:15PM
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3-6-steeze
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Played my first game of suck today.
Jan 1 2011 11:17PM
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YourBoyBlue
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Jan 1 2011 11:19PM
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-Dan
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your username is not official. you are a poser sonic. I'm gonna snake you at boogersnush all season.
Jan 1 2011 11:20PM
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Obie.
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friends and I hung out with mary jane last night and played some zombie shooting game on Nintendo DS for hours
Jan 1 2011 11:21PM
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SlimDunkin.
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Uncalled for Dan
Jan 1 2011 11:22PM
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.Midwest
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Today I pondered where the names for ski tricks came from. Then I shot people on the Internet. Cool story, I know.
Jan 1 2011 11:24PM
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.frenchy
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Haha I noticed that the other day too when I watched it, murdered out?
Jan 1 2011 11:31PM
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mr.skierman
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I was walking... And then I got something to eat. But the lady said she shit in my food so I threw it out. Cool story huh, I'm gonna tell that one at parties
Jan 1 2011 11:33PM
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fillup
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WERE NOT WE'RE

THEY WERE NOT WE ARE SPLICES


FUCK THIS THREAD AND FUCK YOU
Jan 1 2011 11:34PM
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fujarome
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the day the cool story telling duties on NS passed from hansel to bro was a terrible, dark day.
Jan 1 2011 11:35PM
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SlimDunkin.
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Found a mealworm in my hot pocket
Jan 1 2011 11:41PM
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Moo
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i light off the first bottle rocket for like 4 months last night.....with my lady
Jan 1 2011 11:54PM
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charmander
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i have white frame/strap splices with fire irid lense, they look pretty good
Jan 1 2011 11:55PM
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Peter.
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this
Jan 1 2011 11:57PM
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SlimDunkin.
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Oops, my mistake didn't realize that I would have to appease your grammar standards, I wasn't aware I was writing a paper for english class. Get the fuck out.
Jan 2 2011 12:25AM
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Potguy
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Nicely played
Jan 2 2011 1:05AM
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Arabian.
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Jan 2 2011 1:07AM
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JIBpsy^^
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I drank the doctro reconmended 8 cups of water a day today. My piss is invisible.
Jan 2 2011 1:08AM
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lanny94
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i also noticed that and thought it was cool
Jan 2 2011 1:14AM
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gombo8
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dude i was like on newschoolers and i saw this thread about cool storys, so i was like bro check this out. and he was like dude cool story

what a gay thread
Jan 2 2011 1:26AM
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GayWolf420
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I was being a good friend all week and checked on a sick friend frequently.
Jan 2 2011 3:26AM
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i.ski.NC
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I went ice skating for the first time ever tonight.
Jan 2 2011 3:34AM
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Anathema
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i got checked out at the leafs/sens game tonight. couple of blonds passed me by when i went for a beer during the intermission and we made eye contact. as i turned my head to check out their asses, i noticed their eyes were still locked on me and there was an awkward moment where we were both turned around and walking away from each other. they laughed to each other and i walked away feeling like i was all man.

not gonna lie though, i look good. like real good..

Jan 2 2011 3:45AM
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ryantheconnolly
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i just saran wrapped the shit out of this girls car, i enjoyed it
Jan 2 2011 4:16AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Jan 2 2011 4:27AM
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LIL-WAT
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Jan 2 2011 5:06AM
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Toasty.
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i noticed the to when i first watched it.
Jan 2 2011 5:21AM
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-Dan
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make this story next level. talk to them. then let whatever happens happen. unless you arent single. in which case dont cheat
Jan 2 2011 5:30AM
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alexg1687
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the movie XXX: the next level was just on tv here. i might have watched a bit of it before but i just realised its possibly the worst movie ever made. as in i really cant express how bad it is.
Jan 2 2011 6:36AM
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gus555
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i'm going skiing in an hour. that's the coolest story.
Jan 2 2011 6:43AM
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Tall_Paul
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hahaha that guy is such a prick

Jan 2 2011 9:27AM
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daskis
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I lamped out literally the whole day yesterday. It was awesome. I work my pjs all day. :)
Jan 2 2011 9:30AM
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alexat955
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Brool story co
Jan 2 2011 10:31AM
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fillup
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How do you fuck that up? A simple grammar mistake or typo would not bother me. But using we are instead of were. Youre fucking stupid, this thread is fucking stupid, your name is fucking stupid.

I hate you for being you.
Jan 2 2011 10:38AM
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SlimDunkin.
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Coolest story in this thread at this moment, it's good to know someone who has so little immaturity that they get that pissed over a little grammar mistake doesn't approve of me or my thread. Jesus, you're either gay or 12. So please, before you make a bigger fool of yourself, get the fuck out of my thread
Jan 2 2011 1:07PM
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Anathema
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meh, sometimes you gotta play it cool and walk away with a smile on your face. there was really no grounds for conversation
Jan 2 2011 1:23PM
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fillup
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Get the fuck out of NS, you've already made a fool of yourself. If you werent such a gibrony you would know its cool story hansel.
Jan 2 2011 2:14PM
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thugaim
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>so little immaturity that they get that pissed over a little grammar mistake.
>you're either gay or 12
>so little immaturity
>you're either gay
>immaturity
>you're gay

Jan 2 2011 2:17PM
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JahJahBinks
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God I fucking loved sonic on the sega dreamcast. Tails was the man.
Jan 2 2011 2:31PM
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SlimDunkin.
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I'm done feeding you, notice that you're the only one bashing this thread right? And how have I made a fool out of myself? Because I'm defending myself and this thread, and you're just pissy because no one's backing you? Forget it, cool man, there is really no point in even acknowledging your presence anymore
Jan 2 2011 3:12PM
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BITS
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Snow is All icy in my backyard, can't shred my
Jan 2 2011 3:32PM
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JahJahBinks
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Oh, I have 0 snow on the ground, and I just got inside from a sesh. You have no excuse.
Jan 2 2011 3:33PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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hey fillup, you're a pussy

and thugaim, you are also a pussy
Jan 2 2011 5:30PM
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RiddleMeThis
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cool storyy alert***

at work yesterday a blind guy came in and met a bunch of his friends in an exclusive part of the restaurant that i work at, they played music and he got on the table and started dancing. no pics however pigglywiggly can vouch for me! true story
Jan 2 2011 5:41PM
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BlakeLively
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haha this is hilarious
Jan 2 2011 5:55PM
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SMH[-__-]
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Shut the fuck up, your thread sucks he is right.
Jan 2 2011 5:55PM
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